Coulometry
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Its our money. Really I was just finding something to work with Hippopotamus. So I just put endings of every known money I could think of and added it to the end of Hippopotamus.
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Darth_Purrface
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Nephele agrees to participate in this "cultural center" because no one has ever cared about visiting Nephele, and so would like the other nations to get washed out of their unique identity due to jealousy....
ENOUGH WITH THE HIPPO!
Darth_Purrface
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Welcome to the Team9000 annual regional news clip!
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Hundreds of Team9000 citizens (half of them got shot in the head by riot police) are currently protesting at the gates of The Grand Team9000 Cultural Center in hopes of shutting it down. Although the police are trying to "contain" the situation, the amount of protesters coming in seems to never end, and most of the police have given up and joined the protest....
In the midst of all the hassle, we have decided to send one of our best reporters, Ms. Nigel Thornberry, to investigate why people dislike the cultural center (yes yes, we do not know why people hate it, laugh all you want), *the screen in the background shows a woman turning her back on the camera* Nigel.... NIGEL!!!
Nigel: Ah yes, here we are at the grand cultural center, and as you see, hundreds of protesters are advancing into the gates of the cultural center.....
We have taken the time to "invite" one of protesters here to answer some questions...
"Protester": Um... Excuse me... why am I chained to a pole?
Nigel: We would like to ask about why people are protesting at this fine center.
"Protester": How am I supposed to know?! I was just going to work! Also, why the hell did you need to chain me to a pole?
Nigel: Just answer the damn question.
"Protester": Well apparently it's because they think it will "erase the true individuality of all Team9000 nations"..... I'm reporting you to the WA delegates for kidnapping!
Nigel: Ok we got what we wanted, GAURDS!
"Protester": Wait, what are you doing... Wait, WAIT! NOOO, MY INTESTINES!! HEEELP!!!
I..... Well, anyway, we have currently arranged a voting poll for the citizens of Team9000 thanks to us being the most powerful news show in this region, please choose what decision you would like to get implemented by calling 666-ILOVECATS-*the choice's number*....
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Choice 1: Demolish it *this choice's number is 666*
Choice 2: Turn it into a pornographic studio *this choice's number is 678*
Choice 3: Keep it *this choice's number is 000*
Choice 4: Put it in The Holy Obsidian so that it's immune to acid-lava rain metals will help build The Holy Obsidian's first surface City *this choice's number is 123*
Choice 5: Give it to ChrisWsrn as housing for slaves *this choice has no number*
TheGurw
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You have two twos.Welcome to the Team9000 annual regional news clip!
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Hundreds of Team9000 citizens (half of them got shot in the head by riot police) are currently protesting at the gates of The Grand Team9000 Cultural Center in hopes of shutting it down. Although the police are trying to "contain" the situation, the amount of protesters coming in seems to never end, and most of the police have given up and joined the protest....
In the midst of all the hassle, we have decided to send one of our best reporters, Ms. Nigel Thornberry, to investigate why people dislike the cultural center (yes yes, we do not know why people hate it, laugh all you want), *the screen in the background shows a woman turning her back on the camera* Nigel.... NIGEL!!!
Nigel: Ah yes, here we are at the grand cultural center, and as you see, hundreds of protesters are advancing into the gates of the cultural center.....
We have taken the time to "invite" one of protesters here to answer some questions...
"Protester": Um... Excuse me... why am I chained to a pole?
Nigel: We would like to ask about why people are protesting at this fine center.
"Protester": How am I supposed to know?! I was just going to work! Also, why the hell did you need to chain me to a pole?
Nigel: Just answer the damn question.
"Protester": Well apparently it's because they think it will "erase the true individuality of all Team9000 nations"..... I'm reporting you to the WA delegates for kidnapping!
Nigel: Ok we got what we wanted, GAURDS!
"Protester": Wait, what are you doing... Wait, WAIT! NOOO, MY INTESTINES!! HEEELP!!!
I..... Well, anyway, we have currently arranged a voting poll for the citizens of Team9000 thanks to us being the most powerful news show in this region, please choose what decision you would like to get implemented by calling 666-ILOVECATS-*the choice's number*....
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Choice 1: Demolish it *this choice's number is 666*
Choice 2: Turn it into a pornographic studio *this choice's number is 678*
Choice 2: Keep it *this choice's number is 000*
Choice 3: Put it in The Holy Obsidian so that it's immune to acid-lava rain metals will help build The Holy Obsidian's first surface City *this choice's number is 123*
Choice 4: Give it to ChrisWsrn as housing for slaves *this choice has no number*
Darth_Purrface
Well-Known Member
I fixed it
lacar1601
Well-Known Member
Coulometry
Well-Known Member
No.
The Hippopotamus is my nations animal. So we have a lot of Landshark related things. Even our money is named after the Hippo. Our countries motto is just us yelling about them.
crafteroftemines
Active Member
Could Cochilia be added to the map?
lacar1601
Well-Known Member
Declare a location and I will see to it.
MotorKat
Well-Known Member
speaking of maps, i'm requesting that my nation of Elmarinea be placed either across the sea from Podsixia (on the far-right), or on the peninsula between Lotari and Akryo.Your news clip insults my nation by using an old version of the map...
ChrisWsrn
Active Member
I choose Choice 6: Put it in The Free Land of ChrisWsrn and let it be a trade center/farm for "Work Units". *this choice's number is 9001*
I choose this because it will allow a place for the nations of Team 9000 to meet and it will cost nothing to run. Also delegates will be paid with my nations currency if they attend. They may use that currency on anything in my nation and they are free to export any goods as well.
Patchouli
Well-Known Member
Out of curiousity, how come I only got a little more than half of the peninsula I asked for? I was thinking of it going down to the mountains, like somehting like this:
Cochilia and Elmarinea added.
I'm amazed that no one is interested in those nice plains at the center of the map.
Maybe everyone subconsciously realizes that if there would ever be a world war, this is where it would take place.
TheGurw
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Attention all governments within the region of Team9000:
The Empire of Holy Obsidian's largest active volcano is set to have a large eruption within the next 24 hours. This, depending on wind direction and speed, will cloud over the majority of the region with radioactive lava-raining volcanic ash clouds. Psychotic Dictator Gurw humbly suggests taking the following federally-approved appropriate measures:
1. Tuck your head between your knees and kiss your butt goodbye.
2. Flail your arms wildly and run through your streets naked whilst screaming.
3. Purchase magma-rated Umbrellashields™ from any one of our numerous retailers, located for your convenience in every nation in the region, with the exception of Lotari and the Holy Nordic Empire. If you purchase from the super-retailers in the Free Land of ChrisWsrn, they are duty-free.
4. Burrow underground in hopes of escaping the onslaught of radioactive lava-rain, much as our own citizens do.
5. Continue life as usual, with knowledge that there is a high chance of your population dying off within the next 72 hours.
Psychotic Dictator Gurw personally suggests options 2 or 3.
In other news, a lava-resistant version of aerogel is currently under heavy research in the Empire of Holy Obsidian; hopes are high that this material will lead to the first major above-ground building in the Empire.
That is all.
The Empire of Holy Obsidian's largest active volcano is set to have a large eruption within the next 24 hours. This, depending on wind direction and speed, will cloud over the majority of the region with radioactive lava-raining volcanic ash clouds. Psychotic Dictator Gurw humbly suggests taking the following federally-approved appropriate measures:
1. Tuck your head between your knees and kiss your butt goodbye.
2. Flail your arms wildly and run through your streets naked whilst screaming.
3. Purchase magma-rated Umbrellashields™ from any one of our numerous retailers, located for your convenience in every nation in the region, with the exception of Lotari and the Holy Nordic Empire. If you purchase from the super-retailers in the Free Land of ChrisWsrn, they are duty-free.
4. Burrow underground in hopes of escaping the onslaught of radioactive lava-rain, much as our own citizens do.
5. Continue life as usual, with knowledge that there is a high chance of your population dying off within the next 72 hours.
Psychotic Dictator Gurw personally suggests options 2 or 3.
In other news, a lava-resistant version of aerogel is currently under heavy research in the Empire of Holy Obsidian; hopes are high that this material will lead to the first major above-ground building in the Empire.
That is all.
Darth_Purrface
Well-Known Member
I'l take option 3. xD
