Amazing facts that nobody ever knew!

[Kitty_Bojingles]

Not the Demoman.

He's scottish. He doesn't count.

 

[Damashki]

I'm actually not a sheep!
*le gasp*

 

[Darth_Purrface]

I'm actually not a sheep!
*le gasp*

yea right.....

 

[brantbren]

99.99% of people won't give a shit about this sentence.

I am the .01% then.

 

[crafteroftemines]

100% of Vorsprung's thought's are dominated by phallic objects

 

[DaGamer12345]

100% of Vorsprung's thought's are dominated by phallic objects

Not to mention ones that are on fire

 

[crafteroftemines]

Not to mention ones that are on fire

Touche

 

[that_taco_guy]

About like 98.9% of the people on the internet never give

Touche

its proper accentuation.

IT'S TOUCHÉ, GUYS, COME ON

 

[Audi]

About like 98.9% of the people on the internet never give

its proper accentuation.

IT'S TOUCHÉ, GUYS, COME ON

Yeah, but unless you're a stinky French surrendermonkey, it's not easy to put the little thingy on top.
Get real Taco. Not all of us are rosbif-hating bourgeois Mexican meals.

15% of all men piss in the shower.
80% of men lie about pissing in the shower.
0.1% of men will have tried taking a shit in the shower.
99% of men lie about shitting in the shower.

 

[kimbal86]

When Vorsprung gets bored, he experiences an involuntary urge to share personal and embarrassing stories about himself to whoever will listen.

 

[Audi]

When Vorsprung gets bored, he experiences an involuntary urge to share personal and embarrassing stories about himself to whoever will listen.

I once sucked my own penis*

* This may be a lie

 

[DaGamer12345]

I once sucked my own penis

I'm pretty sure 80% of men have tried or at least thought about doing that. The other 20% lie about it.

 

[Audi]

Also Bored's semen apparently has the consistency of tapioca, which appals his lady friends.

 

[charizardman283]

Did you know?

About 90% of all threads are miraculously revived after 8 months.

 

[crafteroftemines]

damn bro such knowledge