Annoying frequently asked questions/statements

[thee_pro]

 

[DaGamer12345]

One time while I was on the classic server:

"Guest: op me i am from minecraft planet

Builder: what happened to planet minecraft?"

I believe the guy got banned later for griefing, but I am not sure.

 

[oozinator]

This is still my favorite. (MC Classic though)

 

[TheGurw]

 

[ChibaMasato]

I can haz permoats? :I

 

[Aviarei]

This one was always my favorite

 

[StTheo]

Another really stupid one:

What's the name of the website?

 

[AquaTwig]

Quiz: "Question 1-The answer to this question is APPLE. Simple enough?"

Newbie: "What is the answer to question 1?"

(I swear i have actually heard that before...)

But can anyone physically be that stupid?

Edit: Confirmed to be correct, just after i finished writing this post, switched to minecraft, typed /kill to get out of LTS, immediately i see someone choose the answer "peanut" and then tries to get back through the iron door

Another Edit: His friend chose the same, the 1st got it 2nd time, the 2nd didnt......

 

[BMWAce]

"HOW TO TAKE SCREENSHOT?"

 

[Alyyiah]

>_>
"How do I FLY?"
"Hao du I flerr?"
"Why can't I grief your build? ;~:"
"Alyyiah, seriously, OP me, and I'll Fuck you. Please?"
"Wut's gerf?"
"Hao caun I gerf dis?"
"How old are you?"
"Will you date me?"
"Are you a girl?"
"Can I fuck you?"
"Where's my penis? The player penis?"
"I CAN'T HAV A NAZI SKIN?!"
"Why aren't you naked?"
"Why can't I kill you?"
"Can I haz Dimuerunds?"

 

[ChibaMasato]

>_>
"How do I FLY?"
"Hao du I flerr?"
"Why can't I grief your build? ;~:"
"Alyyiah, seriously, OP me, and I'll Fuck you. Please?"
"Wut's gerf?"
"Hao caun I gerf dis?"
"How old are you?"
"Will you date me?"
"Are you a girl?"
"Can I fuck you?"
"Where's my penis? The player penis?"
"I CAN'T HAV A NAZI SKIN?!"
"Why aren't you naked?"
"Why can't I kill you?"
"Can I haz Dimuerunds?"

I like how I was present for all of those. xD

 

[Mightythedj23]

Let us not forget the classic: (for this i will use some spam as a name) jkdfghfjh: OMFG!!!1!!! ADMINZ!!11 SOME FUCKING NOOB IS GRIEIFING EVERYTHING!!!" *check history* "this block was placed by jkdfghfjh"

 

[TheGurw]

Let us not forget the classic: (for this i will use some spam as a name) jkdfghfjh: OMFG!!!1!!! ADMINZ!!11 SOME FUCKING NOOB IS GRIEIFING EVERYTHING!!!" *check history* "this block was placed by jkdfghfjh"

I think I've actually seen that ign before....

 

[Mightythedj23]

I think I've actually seen that ign before....

i actually am not suprised to hear that.

 

[number_J]

dimonds

 

[Lukeperson6]

Heres one i've been getting alot,
Fuck you luke!
.......why do I always get this!? It makes NOOOOOOOOO sence!

 

[TheGurw]

Heres one i've been getting alot,
Fuck you luke!
.......why do I always get this!? It makes NOOOOOOOOO sence!

Have you tried googling your name?

 

[Lukeperson6]

Have you tried googling your name?

did I mention i'm a BIT famous...just a little. oh and i'm active in many communities...just...never google my name again plz.

 

[TheGurw]

I believe fuck you luke is from Ted the movie.

 

[Lukeperson6]

I believe fuck you luke is from Ted the movie.

oh I hate my life (//.-)