Bad Translation

Original:
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

35 translations later...

16: 20, the new Government is to spend time alone (s), 7, and two companies, freedom and does not have any ancestry.
 
Instinct is a lie told by a fearful body hoping to be wrong

becomes
Instinct is a creepy body of lies, false hope

New growth cannot exist without first the destruction of the old.

becomes
New growth is not destroyed for the first time, parents may already be present.

The true mind can weather all lies and illusions without being lost. The true heart can touch the poison of hatred without being harmed. Since beginning-less time, darkness thrives in the void, but always yields to purifying light.

becomes
A sincere heart, resistant to the lies and IL. Fantasy, lost. A sincere heart, without being harmed, you can touch the poison of hatred. Thrive in the dark, but always something less easy to clean from the start.

or (35x)
This is the second part of a complete science fiction, others are dead. Touch the poison killed since the beginning of direct and not in the dark.
 
"There once was a man from Peru
who dreamed he was eating a shoe
he woke with a fright
in the middle of the night
and found that his dream had come true."

becomes

"Shoes, Peru, drinking in the evening,
testamentary dispositions, a dream."

Holy sheet. This thing just turned this poem into a much deeper poem.
 
Anaxo said:
Holy sheet. This thing just turned this poem into a much deeper poem.
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35 translations later, your reaction becomes: "Dunk that they eat"

I want to start doing that when I quote people here.


Because I could not stop for Death,
He kindly stopped for me;
The carriage held but just ourselves
And Immortality.

becomes (35x)
There's going to have any friends to buy a truck, but only one
 
Original text:

"Civilization. Society. Monotony. They are satisfied now, with simple lives, completing the same movements every sunrise to sunset. Every day. Every Week. On and on, until their past meets their future in one great loop that spins inward, and dies."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The enjoyment of culture. In addition to the facts, as usual thanks for the simple life, it is though, nuclear day and night. Problem the past and future, support in the contention of the United States Congress."
 
Original text:

"Bad Translator"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The creation of evil"

Bad Translator is evil!
 
You lied to me :(
From English: I am a potato
To Bulgarian: Аз съм един картоф
Back to English: I am a potato
To Catalan: Sóc una patata
Back to English: I am a potato
To Chinese Simplified: 我是一个土豆
Back to English: I am a potato
To Chinese Traditional: 我是一個土豆
Back to English: I am a potato
To Czech: Já jsem brambor
Back to English: I'm a potato
To Danish: Jeg er en kartoffel
Back to English: I am a potato
To Dutch: Ik ben een aardappel
Back to English: I'm a potato

Translating 35 times resulted in "Potatoes"
 
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