Bad Translation

Vincent2128

Well-Known Member
So, while stumbling around the internet, I found this site that translates stuff from and to English over and over again.
http://ackuna.com/badtranslator


Just set to 35 translations, put in some random phrase and see what you get! (If you don't hit Random Language Order, it goes through alphabetically)

Example

Original text:

"nuder control"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This is a really good business Gouvenan"

I assume being in the nuder control business means you control nudists......
 
Original text:

"Holy, holy, holy! Though the darkness hide you, though the eye of sinful man your glory may not see, only you art holy; there is none beside you, perfect in power, in love and purity."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The same thing. The only person with honour the Dark Lord for the Treaty guardian Fisher and, if you want to see."

I think I just created some blasphemy.
 
My results:
When I put in "Mjolnir", I got "Fetish 2". Everything went to hell when Hebrew stepped in.
When I put in "Holy Red Herring Batman!", I got "... The red color is good". Norwegians must really think the colour Red is good.
 
Original text:

"THIS PUDDING IS SO AMAZING I AM GLAD THERE IS PUDDING! THIS IS MY I LOVE PUDDING FACE! JESUS CHRIST WHAT HAPPENED TO HER ARM?! HEY GUYS YOU WANT SOME PUDDING!? HER BONES ARE PUDDING! HER MIND IS PUDDING! THE PUDDING CONSUMES ALL! NO DEMO!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Within the framework of the year of the epidemic are eliminated many impressive. A lot of good God, what had happened. Hi sweet, let us know. butter, caramel and someone that I"
 
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Cleared, once and for all.
 
Original text:

"I saw ten cats today. Those cats meowed. I petted them. I saw them dancing so i started dancing too. We were all dancing when a large car pulled over and two men kidnapped me and started fiddling with my wallet then let me go. True Story."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Today's cat 10 screw the pampered on Friday. She smiled and grabbed me and started dancing. Walk in the forest and a good story."

Errr.... Ok.... o___o

Also:

Original text:

"Erect Penis"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The creation of the penis"
 
"I am the most linguistically challenged of them all. None shall challenge me, or come close to my level of incompetency. For I am thy maiden lord, and thou shalt bow before me."

18 translations later...

"The second problem is the language. My trip to the level or maturity. God is still a Virgin, he will fight me."
 
The lyrics from "Always" by Erasure -

Code:
Open your eyes I see
Your eyes are open
Wear no disguise for me
Come into the open

When it's cold outside
Am I here in vain?
Hold on to the night
There will be no shame

Always
I wanna be with you
And make believe with you
And live in harmony harmony oh love

Melting the ice for me
Jump into the ocean
Hold back the tide I see
Your love in motion

When it's cold outside
Am I here in vain?
Hold on to the night
There will be no shame

18 translations later, piece by piece, we have:

Code:
Open your eyes, open your eyes, 
you can see wearing camouflage and develop, 
if it's cold here for free. 
Do not let in the middle of the night when they have a sense of shame. 

I move you and all the time and live in peace and harmony, 
the greater ice melt.
Oh to satisfied you can go directly to that,

If it's cold in here for sleep wrong.
 
The lyrics from "Always" by Erasure -

Code:
Open your eyes I see
Your eyes are open
Wear no disguise for me
Come into the open

When it's cold outside
Am I here in vain?
Hold on to the night
There will be no shame

Always
I wanna be with you
And make believe with you
And live in harmony harmony oh love

Melting the ice for me
Jump into the ocean
Hold back the tide I see
Your love in motion

When it's cold outside
Am I here in vain?
Hold on to the night
There will be no shame

18 translations later, piece by piece, we have:

Code:
Open your eyes, open your eyes, 
you can see wearing camouflage and develop, 
if it's cold here for free. 
Do not let in the middle of the night when they have a sense of shame. 

I move you and all the time and live in peace and harmony, 
the greater ice melt.
Oh to satisfied you can go directly to that,

If it's cold in here for sleep wrong.
That's some poetry.
 
I knew about this site 2 years ago, didn't use it much. Tried using it, took text from the info on the page:

"Machine translations are useful for getting a general idea about what text written in a foreign language means. However, "general idea" isn't always exactly accurate; the translator literally translates (word for word) the text which fucks shit up."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Under normal circumstances, the search of a foreign vehicle is Very much useful. There are always questions (in order), brief information about water translations are ignored in the back."


Oh, and:
"This is the greatest translation of All Time."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Is the best way to win something."
 
Original text:

"F*ck You!"

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

". I am very worried about before."
 
I badly translated a song (a more popular one that wasn't 100% grammatically correct anyway):

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Original text:
Code:
"Fancy"
Iggy Azalea (feat. Charli XCX)

[Verse 1: Iggy Azalea]
First thing's first, I'm the realest (realest)
Drop this and let the whole world feel it (let them feel it)
And I'm still in the Murda Bizness
I could hold you down, like I'm givin' lessons in physics (right, right)
You should want a bad bitch like this (huh?)
Drop it low and pick it up just like this (yeah)
Cup of Ace, cup of Goose, cup of Cris
High heels, somethin' worth a half a ticket on my wrist (on my wrist)
Takin' all the liquor straight, never chase that (never)
Rooftop like we bringin' '88 back (what?)
Bring the hooks in, where the bass at?
Champagne spillin', you should taste that

[Chorus: Charli XCX]
I'm so fancy
You already know
I'm in the fast lane
From L.A. to Tokyo
I'm so fancy
Can't you taste this gold?
Remember my name
'Bout to blow

[Verse 2: Iggy Azalea]
I said, "Baby, I do this, I thought that you knew this."
Can't stand no haters and honest, the truth is
And my flow retarded, they speak it depart it
Swagger on super, I can't shop at no department
better get my money on time, if they not money, decline
And swear I meant that there so much that they give that line a rewind
So get my money on time, if they not money, decline
I just can't worry 'bout no haters, gotta stay on my grind
Now tell me, who that, who that? That do that, do that?
Put that paper over all, I thought you knew that, knew that
I be the I-G-G-Y, put my name in bold
I been working, I'm up in here with some change to throw

[Chorus: Charli XCX]
I'm so fancy
You already know
I'm in the fast lane
From L.A. to Tokyo
I'm so fancy
Can't you taste this gold?
Remember my name
'Bout to blow

[Bridge: Charli XCX]
Trash the hotel
Let's get drunk on the mini bar
Make the phone call
Feels so good getting what I want
Yeah, keep on turning it up
Chandelier swinging, we don't give a fuck
Film star, yeah I'm deluxe
Classic, expensive, you don't get to touch
Ow...

[Verse 3: Iggy Azalea]
Still stuntin', how you love that?
Got the whole world asking how I does that
Hot girl, hands off, don't touch that
Look at it I bet you wishing you could clutch that
It's just the way you like it, huh?
You're so good, he's just wishing he could bite it, huh?
Never turn down nothing,
Slaying these hoes, gold trigger on the gun like

[Chorus: Charli XCX]
I'm so fancy
You already know
I'm in the fast lane
From L.A. to Tokyo
I'm so fancy
Can't you taste this gold?
Remember my name
'Bout to blow

[Outro:]
Who that, who that, I-G-G-Y
That do that, do that, I-I-G-G-Y
Who that, who that, I-G-G-Y
Blow

Who-who-who-who that, who that, I-G-G-Y
That do that, do that, I-G-G-Y
Who that, who that, I-G-G-Y
Blow

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

Code:
"Fantasy" 
rhododendron and Iggy azalea (feat. Melita XCX, Mona XCX value, Charlie GNB, X-Charlie, and all (b))

[Verse 1: rhododendron]
The first is that this is the first, I am the most real to (more real than)
Let it go and let everyone feel (obviously)
I was still cold
Physics (left and right) can keep givin you
If you want nasty Hooker (right?)
Minimum cut, it looks like this (Yes)
ACE, Chris Swan Cup
High heels (wrist), if you have something worth voting for on my wrist
On the right bank of the two () do not have is the one you want to
88 (?) returned bringin ' as a roof for my country
Hook, where it has been an adjustment
Spitting champagne taste

[Chorus: Mona XCX value]
So that sound
You already know
They are much faster
From Los Angeles to Tokyo
I am so remarkable
Can't you taste this gold?
Remember my name
Matches in the air

[Verse 2: Iggy azalea]
She said honey. I think that you know
I can't resist the temptation will not be affected, honest, true
Stupid talk exported
You may not be able to buy a license, the author of the class
Am I-G-G-y, my name in bold
Work for you, I am here to post some fixes

[Chorus: Charlie GNB]
I liked it
We already know
Me on the fast track
Los Angeles to Tokyo
I'm too smart
I don't know, dear, please?
Remember my name
How to fly

[Bridge: X-Charlie]
Hotel baskets
Our mini bar
Configuring the connection
Okay were feeling, to get what you want
Yes, in order to prevent it from turning
Elegant chandeliers, we do not care about the
The movie stars and Deluxe
Classic, copper, you cannot run
Ah ...

[Verse 3: Iggy azalea]
There is still so much love?
Everyone is asking how to do it
The cat's hand, do not touch it
I can see the
At that time, only a hehe
You are very good, just want to bite this is it correct?
Never replace anything.
The murder of women, the Golden gun

[Chorus: all (b)]
I am so proud of you
You already know
I was on the fast track
In Los Angeles, Tokyo
I'm so fancy
You can try this gold or not
Remember my name
This game is a battle

[Outro:]
Yes, Yes, m-g-g-ı
You should do this, so I 'm-m-g-g-h
Global demand for health, m-g-g-m
The Conference of the parties

What is a G g I
This is a g g
These I-G-G-A-Y
The coup
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