Coffee Or Tea?

[MrFrog90]

Coffee?

or
Tea?

​

What type of person are you? Which do you choose when the air stewardess asks you this question? Coffee or tea? How do you like them? With sugar, cream or without?

 

[kingjok3r]

coffee/cappuccino

 

[rsmv2you]

Neither.

Bring on the hate!



But really I have tried many variations of both and didn't fancy any variation of both of them.

 

[that_taco_guy]

Tea.

Green Tea is amazing.

 

[Zerobit4]

Definitely coffee. You really don't want to know how much cream I put in it..

 

[Audi]

Dude, I drink a shitload of tea
I have been drinking tea all my life
I drink tea like a fiend
I drink all types of tea
I drink all flavours of tea
I account for 20% of the GDP for Sri Lanka due to my tea habits
My teeth require gallons of Listerine because of tea
My tastebuds are numbed because of my tea passion
My blood is made of semen and tea
I have exceptional tea pouring skills
I make a lot of tea
I make litres of tea
Every morning I get up and make tea
Every afternoon I make tea
Every evening I make tea
I make tea sometimes five times a day
I pour tea in my coffee to make it more like tea
With every measure of certainty I can say I have made and drunk tea for over 3,000 days
I average four cups of tea a day
I hurt cows because of all the milk I need
I buy my tea by the kilo
I drink my tea by the litre
I have gone through seven kettles
I have gone through twenty Ikea mugs
I have gone through two hundred teabags
I have gone through three ranges
I have walked five hundred miles
And I will walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles

 

[ChibaMasato]

Both.

 

[rsmv2you]

Dude, I drink a shitload of tea
I have been drinking tea all my life
I drink tea like a fiend
I drink all types of tea
I drink all flavours of tea
I account for 20% of the GDP for Sri Lanka due to my tea habits
My teeth require gallons of Listerine because of tea
My tastebuds are numbed because of my tea passion
My blood is made of semen and tea
I have exceptional tea pouring skills
I make a lot of tea
I make litres of tea
Every morning I get up and make tea
Every afternoon I make tea
Every evening I make tea
I make tea sometimes five times a day
I pour tea in my coffee to make it more like tea
With every measure of certainty I can say I have made and drunk tea for over 3,000 days
I average four cups of tea a day
I hurt cows because of all the milk I need
I buy my tea by the kilo
I drink my tea by the litre
I have gone through seven kettles
I have gone through twenty Ikea mugs
I have gone through two hundred teabags
I have gone through three ranges
I have walked five hundred miles
And I will walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles

*nods head*
You.
I like you.

 

[Audi]

*nods head*
You.
I like you.

*nods gasmask*
You.
I like you.

 

[MrFrog90]

Both.

You ask for both on the airplane? Now you have 2 cheap plastic cups filled with lousy tea and coffee on your tray.

 

[Audi]

Did I mention I also need to use multiple teabags in my tea to satisfy myself?


Yes.


In order to satisfy myself I must POLY-TEABAG bitches.

I get that all the time

 

[Audi]

I'll poly-teabag you anytime, Vorsprung.


giggity

Please do.
I do have a craving for tea

 

[Audi]

I always have a kettle on and a butterscotch pudding penis in the oven, so come by anytime!

I've already come.
On by.

 

[Audi]

It's been far too long.

Let's get a room and stop the derailment.

Yeah.

Tea's the schiz

 

[im3nuron]

NOTHING, I REPEAT NOTHING, BEATS TEA.

 

[Audi]

What's your favorite kind?

Ceylon BOP fannings.

 

[Audi]

Sounds delicious, I'll have to try that one.

Any particular brand you'd recommend? Or do you not bag and use an infuser?

I do not bag.
I only strain.
I save my bag for only the holiest of things
Beese is my holy English Breakfast and I fear his udders

Also, buy anything Sri Lankan, 'cos it's good.

 

[Ustulo]

tea
coffee

Both have their moments, but I'll usually go for tea. Coffee, for me, is only really needed right around exams (aka this week), while tea is a better drink for pretty much all other occasions.

 

[Audi]

Bitch don't you dare lie to me.

I did not specify what type of teabag I had undertaken

 

[Audi]

Bag is bag bitch. Don't try to justify your tomfoolery.

Okay, sometimes I use Beese's pubes instead of tealeaves