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*nods head*Dude, I drink a shitload of tea
I have been drinking tea all my life
I drink tea like a fiend
I drink all types of tea
I drink all flavours of tea
I account for 20% of the GDP for Sri Lanka due to my tea habits
My teeth require gallons of Listerine because of tea
My tastebuds are numbed because of my tea passion
My blood is made of semen and tea
I have exceptional tea pouring skills
I make a lot of tea
I make litres of tea
Every morning I get up and make tea
Every afternoon I make tea
Every evening I make tea
I make tea sometimes five times a day
I pour tea in my coffee to make it more like tea
With every measure of certainty I can say I have made and drunk tea for over 3,000 days
I average four cups of tea a day
I hurt cows because of all the milk I need
I buy my tea by the kilo
I drink my tea by the litre
I have gone through seven kettles
I have gone through twenty Ikea mugs
I have gone through two hundred teabags
I have gone through three ranges
I have walked five hundred miles
And I will walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
*nods head*
You.
I like you.
*nods gasmask*
You.
I like you.
You ask for both on the airplane? Now you have 2 cheap plastic cups filled with lousy tea and coffee on your tray.Both.
I get that all the timeDid I mention I also need to use multiple teabags in my tea to satisfy myself?
Yes.
In order to satisfy myself I must POLY-TEABAG bitches.
Please do.I'll poly-teabag you anytime, Vorsprung.
giggity
I've already come.I always have a kettle on and a butterscotch pudding penis in the oven, so come by anytime!
Let's get a room and stop the derailment.It's been far too long.
Ceylon BOP fannings.What's your favorite kind?
I do not bag.Sounds delicious, I'll have to try that one.
Any particular brand you'd recommend? Or do you not bag and use an infuser?
I did not specify what type of teabag I had undertakenBitch don't you dare lie to me.
Okay, sometimes I use Beese's pubes instead of tealeavesBag is bag bitch. Don't try to justify your tomfoolery.