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Contest 025: Portal 2 Haiku

Wooty

Well-Known Member
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Welcome back to the (semi-)weekly Team9000 Contest!

Prize
Winners can choose any one of the following:
  • 1600 XBL Points
  • $20 PSN Credit
  • 2000 Wii Points
  • $20 Amazon Gift Card
  • $20 Steam Game
  • A copy of MineCraft Survival with lifetime updates
How To Enter
For this week's Team9000 contest, you need to write a haiku about portal 2. Don't know what Portal 2 is? That is quite unfortunate. Just make your best guess and we'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Post your haiku in the comments, and you'll be automatically entered.

THREE WINNERS will be selected at random from all the entrants, and will be selected this Saturday night on Team9000 LIVE. And don't forget, even if you don't win this one, another contest will go up next Sunday! Check back each week for more prizes. Have fun, and good luck!

Rules
  • One entry per person
  • Winners will be contacted at the email address associated with their forum account
  • Winners must claim prize within two weeks
  • Entries must be submitted by 7:00 PM CDT on Saturday 5/7/11
  • Team9000 news editors associates are not permitted to win (but may enter for fun)
 
Portal Two Is Ripe
To Have A Contest Haiku
Winning Is My Goal

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Another haiku, better suited to portal 2, but less nice.
Portal Two is Fun
Blue Goo Bouncy Red Speedy
GLaDOS is a Bitch
 
aperture science
where testing is the future
don't belive the cake

OR

aperture science
where testing is the future
the future is you
 
We don't shoot zombies
We solve puzzles, for science
You Monster SPOILERS

BONUS:

Cave Johnson here
We have a explosive fruit
IT WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE
 
Apeture Science
Overrun by robots/plants
CAVE JOHNSON IS GOD

Red and Blue Portals
Wheatly, that stupid moron
Took over the lab

The Cake is a lie
Compan'yon Cube is your friend
Yet you MURDERED HIM

Spoiler Haiku:

Space is not a lie
Turrets sing opera well
GLaDoS becomes nice
 
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