Contest 025: Portal 2 Haiku

[Clayto1332]

I am amazed at the number of people who don't know what a haiku is...

 

[triforceman12]

I am amazed at the number of people who don't know what a haiku is...

I agree... It's really sad. A lot of people have WAY over the amount of syllables per line.

 

[MagicForDummies]

I agree... It's really sad. A lot of people have WAY over the amount of syllables per line.

So wait... Haiku isn't a sexy ninja chick?

 

[kingjok3r]

I must try the game
They told me the cake is real
But where will it be?

(5-7-5 right? And yep, my first ever Haiku)

Edited line 1

 

[Clayto1332]

I must try Portal Two
They told me the cake is real
But where will it be?

(5-7-5 right? And yep, my first ever Haiku)

Your first sentence has 6 syllables...

 

[kingjok3r]

oh snap it does.. gonna fix it

 

[MagicForDummies]

Haikus are TL;dr in my opinion.

 

[Vincent2128]

I've learnt how to write Haikus in school, so I know how to write them :trollface:

 

[Clayto1332]

If SenorWaddles doesn't win this competition, I am going to shoot myself right in the face...

 

[rileyper]

Through with test chambers

But the cake was a damn lie

GLaDOS is a bitch potato bitch
edit1: Dmax complained ^^^ so i'll copy everyone else and say GLaDOS is a potato
edit2: Dmax complained keep it as bitch to keep it a haiku
edit3: THE GAME

 

[Shadow829]

Here goes nothing:

I'll guess for Beta
Don't know what is Portal 2
Just googled Haiku

 

[Wooty]

The winners of this week's contest were quazymoodo, Antecus, and MagicForDummies. Congratulations, and see you next week!