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Contest 025: Portal 2 Haiku

Aerial Faith Plates
Catapult Chell through the air
Cubes and Turrets too

Turrets like singing
Nobody seems to like that
They kill as revenge

Turrets shoot people
They come in many colours
Disguised everywhere

Companion Cube
Oh where, Oh where have you gone?
I need your comfort

Hundreds of cubes
Filled with garbage and trash
Used for testing

Solid light bridges
Act like movable platforms
Though impossible

Excursion Funnels
Defy laws of gravity
Devious uses

The Gels can boost Chell
Propel, Repel and Convert
Surface properties

The rare storage balls
Found in just a few chambers
Described as round cubes

GLaDOS' sarcasm
Replies to Wheatley' comedy
Both are hilarious

Redirection cubes
Just like any other cube
'cept redirection

Wheatley befriends you
Then is provoked by GLaDOS
Revenge is sweet

Is more than 1 Haiku in 1 post allowed, Wooty? (<- No, this is not a Haiku ->) Does that count as one entry?
 
Vincent2128 said:
Aerial Faith Plates
Catapult Chell through the air
Cubes and Turrets too

Turrets like singing
Nobody seems to like that
They kill as revenge.

Turrets shoot people
They come in many colours
Disguised everywhere.

Companion Cube
Oh where, Oh where have you gone?
I need your comfort.

Hundreds of cubes
Filled with garbage and trash
Used for testing.

Wheatley befriends you
Then is provoked by GLaDOS
Vengeance is sweet.

Is more than 1 Haiku in 1 post allowed, Wooty? (<- No, this is not a Haiku ->) Does that count as one entry?
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One entry per person, but i say feel free to post as many as you want
 
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