How about another game of Corrupt a Wish? :D

Granted, but you don't follow your own.

I wish for this thread to die so I don't have to keep thinking up new ideas.
 
3vans said:
Granted, but you don't follow your own.

I wish for this thread to die so I don't have to keep thinking up new ideas.
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You wished for the thread to die but it turned out to be doomsday and cant be killed again

i wish for HULK to SMASH!
 
You wished for hulk to smash, but he looked to left saw a pony and was distracted so he turned back into a human and rode off into the sun with his new bestfriend.

I wish for a pack of cigarettes that replenish themselves.
 
EvieLegend said:
You wished for hulk to smash, but he looked to left saw a pony and was distracted so he turned back into a human and rode off into the sun with his new bestfriend.

I wish for a pack of cigarettes that replenish themselves.
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The economy crashes because of your unlimited supply, and you get assassinated.

I wish for a real life bunker made of obsidian.
 
Granted, but it houses nothing but a sphere made of an unknown surface that is impossible to destroy, and there are no people, no internets and no games. You also didn't take anything with you (including clothes).

I wish for pokemon to be real.
 
3vans said:
Granted, but it houses nothing but a sphere made of an unknown surface that is impossible to destroy, and there are no people, no internets and no games. You also didn't take anything with you (including clothes).

I wish for pokemon to be real.
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You only get one, a single magikarp, who splashes you.

You die.

I wish for the end of time.
 
3vans said:
Granted, but the end of time is just one big, lubed-up, black hole.

I wish for a higher swag level.
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Your swag level becomes to high, you become america's most wanted, and are assassinated in the middle of time square.

I wish for 6 cases of gold and silver nuggets... in the shape of chicken mcnuggets.
 
EvieLegend said:
Your swag level becomes to high, you become america's most wanted, and are assassinated in the middle of time square.

I wish for 6 cases of gold and silver nuggets... in the shape of chicken mcnuggets.
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Granted But you forget they are made of gold and silver, and because of there shape you devour them.
I wish for the tastiest taco in the world.
 
nackacat said:
Granted But you forget they are made of gold and silver, and because of there shape you devour them.
I wish for the tastiest taco in the world.
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granted, but you eat the taco and since it's from mexico... you get a case of the major shits. So your stuck on the potty for 5 days.
 
Granted, but you were plunged into wish-ception, and spend eternity forever wishing for wishes that produce nothing, except for more wishes.

I wish for perpetual happiness for everyone at T9K.
 
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