I present.....the NoobDrop.

[Cacher]

There's still mining world. (Although the features would be a bit bland)

meh.

i wouldn't like a chest of stuff disappearing all of a sudden due to a wipe :/

 

[DOS622]

You have not seen enough noobs then.

First three questions they ask:
"How do I get out of spawn?"
"How do I get to the wilderness?"
"Why can't I break anything?"

Then most of them rage, say the server is gay, and either spam, troll, or never come back again.

Suggested answer:

"Hi, new player! You can go to the wilderness, but don't build there, because it gets wiped frequently. If you want to build in the main world, you have to join a town or start your own. Most towns won't let new players join. To start your own town, you need to vote for this server for (however long). There were free condo plots, but there aren't any left, and they're a long way from spawn anyway. Your best option is to rage, spam and troll us all."

I actually stopped helping new players on the server because I couldn't work out what to suggest that they do.