i got this one in an e-mail once from my dad and could not stop laughing
so please enjoy this great joke:
two middle aged Texans named Fred and Josh are sitting at a local pub
both had high school diplomas, but only Josh had a Bachelor's Degree
Fred: you know Josh im tired of bein uneducated.
Josh: well that's good! so what are you gonna do about it?
Fred: well i finally made up enough money, from workin every day for the past several
months, and im gonna take it all and enroll at the community college tomorrow morning
so the next morning Fred goes down to the local community college and meets with the Dean
Dean: Hi there, what can i do for you sir?
Fred: I would like to enroll here if i could.
Dean: sure, all you need is a high school diploma and money for the tuition.
Fred: I got all that
Dean: alright then i can sign you up right away, but i only have openings in four classes. English, Chemistry, History, and Logic.
Fred: Logic? What the hell is that for?
Dean: Well let me give you an example. do you own a weed-eater?
Fred: Why yes sir i do.
Dean: Well then from the fact that you own a weed-eater i can logically see that you must have a lawn.
Fred: I sure do!
Dean: Well then, I can logically tell that you must have a house, which would mean that you must have a family.
Fred: Yes sir I do have a family.
Dean: Well then it would only seem logical that you have a wife, and therefore are a heterosexual.
Fred: WOW! you could tell all of that just from me owning a weed-eater? sign me up sir!
so later that night a very excited Fred meets Josh back at the bar they were at the day before as they do every night.
Josh: How'd it go?
Fred: Great! they signed me up for four classes. English, Chemistry, History, and Logic.
Josh: Logic? What the hell is that?
Fred: Well, let me give you an example, do you own a weed-eater?
Josh: No?
Fred: You're a queer!