>Makes greentext thread

OK no need to start an argument here! Just calm... down... calm...... down... heh... heh... heh...

Ok just ignore me.
*looks at dates posted* this seems relevant...
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>be with girl
>steal her from her bf of 2 years because I play the whole
>"hey, im better i will love and care for you etc card"
>acquire nudes
>shes not that hot but shes decent enough
>get her over to my place
>fucking around
>start to finger her, my first time
>she looks like shes in heaven and shes moaning kinda loud
>pull my finger out of her really wet pussy
>cum all over it
>she looks at me and keeps breathing heavily
>i rub my finger across her head
>i mutter
>"simbaaaaa"
>she looks and freaks out
>leaves
 
>be with girl
>steal her from her bf of 2 years because I play the whole
>"hey, im better i will love and care for you etc card"
>acquire nudes
>shes not that hot but shes decent enough
>get her over to my place
>fucking around
>start to finger her, my first time
>she looks like shes in heaven and shes moaning kinda loud
>pull my finger out of her really wet pussy
>cum all over it
>she looks at me and keeps breathing heavily
>i rub my finger across her head
>i mutter
>"simbaaaaa"
>she looks and freaks out
>leaves
Title of reddit post was "Anon is very beta"
I love it.
 
>Be 15
>Grew up watching The Twilight zone (original 1960's, 80's sucked, we all know it)
>slowly grow fears of random shit
>fuck talky tina ruinin' stuffed animals for me forever
>walks in front of full size mirror
>Pauses in fear
>stares at my reflection, motionless
>While still scared, reflection smirks
>FUCKALLOFTHIS.JPEG
>Serious twilight zone shit up in here.
>it stands there, still smirking
>begins to speak
>"you are the reflection. faggot."
>Reflection walks away to reverse universe
>stands there for two hours in fear.
 
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