Off topic question about bees

[Melexiious]

Still, curb stomping bees FTW.

 

[kingjok3r]

make em slam in the floor at high speeds, gets knocked unconscious > rip head off

 

[Audi]

I'd just burn 'em all.
PROBLEM SOLVED

 

[Melexiious]

I'd just burn 'em all.
PROBLEM SOLVED

But how the -blam!- do you burn them

WITH YOUR MIND?

WHAT MIND POWERS DO YOU HAVE VORSPRUNG!

 

[Audi]

But how the -blam!- do you burn them

WITH YOUR MIND?

WHAT MIND POWERS DO YOU HAVE VORSPRUNG!

 

[Melexiious]

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Well, here's my question for you:

Let's say you're standing in the middle of an open field with no weapons besides your bare hands and intellect, and were for some reason required to fight and kill 250 pounds of beese. That 250 pounds can be distributed evenly through any number of beese's, but the beese can't be smaller than regular honeybeese. So, one 250-pound beese, five 50-pound beese's, 520,000 regular-sized beese's (I checked), or anything in between. Also, regardless of the size, the beese(s) fly as fast as regular beese's, but the big ones are a lot slower at accelerating and changing direction. How many beese's?

 

[thee_pro]

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Well, here's my question for you:

Let's say you're standing in the middle of an open field with no weapons besides your bare hands and intellect, and were for some reason required to fight and kill 250 pounds of beese. That 250 pounds can be distributed evenly through any number of beese's, but the beese can't be smaller than regular honeybeese. So, one 250-pound beese, five 50-pound beese's, 520,000 regular-sized beese's (I checked), or anything in between. Also, regardless of the size, the beese(s) fly as fast as regular beese's, but the big ones are a lot slower at accelerating and changing direction. How many beese's?

i see what you did there, and i was thinking the same thing when i saw your first poast in this topic. well played sir

 

[shadowwolf]

You guys are forgetting that the bees that sting are all female.

With that said, my vote is for two, 125 lb-bees.



Not sure I'd be fighting them though. HAR-HAR-HAR

 

[im3nuron]

 

[Melexiious]

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[Doneyhew]

Tree-stomping FTW.

More like tree-punching Get it...........................Get it?

 

[Audi]

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Well, here's my question for you:

Let's say you're standing in the middle of an open field with no weapons besides your bare hands and intellect, and were for some reason required to fight and kill 250 pounds of beese. That 250 pounds can be distributed evenly through any number of beese's, but the beese can't be smaller than regular honeybeese. So, one 250-pound beese, five 50-pound beese's, 520,000 regular-sized beese's (I checked), or anything in between. Also, regardless of the size, the beese(s) fly as fast as regular beese's, but the big ones are a lot slower at accelerating and changing direction. How many beese's?

One. That's easier than the bees, actually, 'cos you can't strangle bees.

 

[rsmv2you]

This thread has so much potential for better options...Y U ALL NO THINK MORE OPENLY?

 

[im3nuron]

This thread has so much potential for better options...Y U ALL NO THINK MORE OPENLY?

Whats a better option than "a giant 250 lb. bee because it is easier to deal with." Besides, Your answer was "I agree"......

 

[Melexiious]

One. That's easier than the bees, actually, 'cos you can't strangle bees.

Also, my weight is in Muscle. So by that size you might have trouble with that.

 

[Ustulo]

Also, my weight is in Muscle. So by that size you might have trouble with that.

He's a Pyro with all kinds of mind powers, AND has control over the space-time continuum. He could fry all your neck muscle off and send it to Venus, then disassemble your body and rearrange everything, then strangle you by the ankle which now replaces your neck.

 

[rsmv2you]

Whats a better option than "a giant 250 lb. bee because it is easier to deal with." Besides, Your answer was "I agree"......

Thats the positive answer to everything my friend. Also Id go with...

You guys are forgetting that the bees that sting are all female.

With that said, my vote is for two, 125 lb-bees.


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Not sure I'd be fighting them though. HAR-HAR-HAR

 

[Melexiious]

He's a Pyro with all kinds of mind powers, AND has control over the space-time continuum. He could fry all your neck muscle off and send it to Venus, then disassemble your body and rearrange everything, then strangle you by the ankle which now replaces your neck.

Well -blam!- me then.

 

[Ustulo]

Well -blam!- me then.

Yeah, you're pretty much doomed.

 

[karmahurts]

FIght one bee worth 250 lbs, it does not mean the bee is large, it is a small be that is very dense, therefore I can be much faster than the bee in question.