Pick Up Lines

[mcfar45]

Just post hilarious, nerdy, stupid or just plain pathetic pick up lines.

I'll start:
Are you a set of data, because I want to drill down to see your details.

 

[avroom]

This is a cool pickup line, if you ask me.

 

[Mightythedj23]

"i'm drunk, you're sexy, let's fuck."

 

[TheGurw]

"i'm drunk, you're sexy, let's fuck."

You'd be surprised how well that would work. Assuming, of course, your goal is a one-night stand.

 

[Zennai]

I ship you and me. Let's make it canon.

 

[ollee]

"Hi."

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[Pyrhos]

Are you the end of practice? Cause you're always on my mind. (Its a swimmer pickup line)

 

[nikkitikkiisland]

Are you African? CAUSE AFRICAN LOVE YOU

 

[ienjoywaffles]

*while talking to Sasquatch_Legend one day on Mumble*
Oh my gosh you are so beautiful how have you not been raped yet?

That's my original content right there, patented by the genius himself.

 

[David]

Are a necromancer? Cause you're giving me a res-erection

 

[metalgtr93]

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Somehow this actually worked for a friend of mine

 

[thee_pro]

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Somehow this actually worked for a friend of mine

It was also used in a really bad low quality "interactive" porno dvd.

Probably where your friend heard it.

 

[MagicForDummies]

" DEATH TO AMERICA ! "

 

[ChrisWsrn]

This is a good list.

 

[ClawfulKitty]

Here are some space related pick up lines xD :
" You know what my favorite planet is? Ur-anus.. But i'm not talking about planets anymore.. I'm talking about the space between us is... *scoots close to girl* Short.

 

[Bonzai629]

"Are you adventurous? You look like the adventurous type." (More of an Opener but I think it's close.)

 

[MoleManMike]

"Are you good at fishing? Because you're reeling me in."

"Sorry but you've got something in your eye.... oh don't worry, it's just a sparkle"

"I came up with a new holiday. You go out with me, and I celebrate that date every year."

 

[avroom]

hey bbygrl want sum fuk?

Wise words.

 

[BaloneyPony]

Roses are red, violets are purple, I'm gonna fuck you in the ass

 

[MagicForDummies]