Pick Up Lines

[Alyyiah]

"Eyyy gurl, are you a magnet? Cuz' your North Pole is attracting my South Pole, if you know what I mean."

I don't know.

 

[Noble]

Halo being my profession, here are a few I like:

I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you.

As soon as I came near you, the announcer said “unfreakinbelievable” and I would tend to agree.

Are we playing Assault? Cause I’m pretty sure you are the bomb.

With the weapons I just need to hit “X” to pick them up. Does that work for you as well?

 

[that_taco_guy]

Hey baby, are you an angel?

'Cause I'm allergic to feathers.

 

[Mightythedj23]

Hey baby, are you an angel?

'Cause I'm allergic to feathers.

On that note:

"Hey baby, did you fall from heaven? 'cause your face is fucked up" love it.

 

[Miguel]

Hey baby, you know the ocean is the only thing that's gonna be rocking you tonight

~Walrus 2014

 

[kimbal86]

If I told you that you have a nice body would you hold it against me?

~

Do you like big surprises? You do? Good, because I have a big surprise for you.

 

[ChibaMasato]

"Shall I add you to my To-Do list?"

"Tell me something. If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"

I'll leave now.

 

[Ness]

"You must be made of copper and tellurium because you're cute."

 

[JerzeyLegend]

 

[fox_news]

this is the only one i use, and it has no words!

 

[pendragon]

Hey baby, is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause i see myself in your pants.

I'm surprised no one has used this one yet, its a classic.

 

[nikkitikkiisland]

 

[Mariolink42]

Sup.

 

[Melexiious]

／ﾌﾌ 　　　　　　 　ム｀ヽ
/ ノ) do you even lift?　）　ヽ
/ ｜　　( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）ノ⌒（ゝ.,ノ
/　ﾉ⌒7⌒ヽーく　 ＼　／
丶＿ ノ ｡　　 ノ､　｡|/
　　 `ヽ `ー-’人`ーﾉ
　　　 丶 ￣ _人’彡ﾉ

 

[rileyper]

 

[Bored]

I like qt 3.14.

 

[ChibaMasato]

"You fight good."

 

[DutchCheese]

that moment when you have a perfect pick up line in dutch, but it doesn't make sense in english
oh well: "ik heb geen openingszin. maar jij hebt een opening en ik heb zin"

 

[mcfar45]

that moment when you have a perfect pick up line in dutch, but it doesn't make sense in english
oh well: "ik heb geen openingszin. maar jij hebt een opening en ik heb zin"

Using Google Translate: "I have no opening statement. but you have an opening, and I feel"

 

[DutchCheese]

Using Google Translate: "I have no opening statement. but you have an opening, and I feel"

change:
i feel > i want sex
opening statement > pick up line
opening > a hole

that should make it clear, i think