Pick Up Lines

[Mightythedj23]

Using Google Translate: "I have no opening statement. but you have an opening, and I feel"

Mcfar... haxxing the dutch like that; there's a reason they're where they are; they don't like hacks you silly

Revelant: "Hey baby, guess what; i like my sex like i like my music: Loud with a lot of screaming."

Totally a winner.

 

[JerzeyLegend]

My friends pick up line:

"Hey girl, my magical watch here says you're not wearing panties"

"Well, it's wrong, I am"

"Hmm... must be 15 minutes fast"

 

[Patchouli]

"Are you an ocean? Because you're getting me wet."

 

[ben1998]

Are you a rhinoceros, because you're making me horny

 

[fox_news]

Roses are red, violets are blue,
get in the van

 

[konflakes]

*Whips out penis*

 

[MagicForDummies]

Who needs pickup lines when there's Old Spice Bodywash?

 

[DutchCheese]

just found this

 

[avroom]

 

[ClawfulKitty]

Mind... Blown! *explosion*

 

[NewspaperCrane]

Nice shoes... wanna fuck?

 

[Miguel]

"Hey baby, wanna see my third tusk?"

 

[pendragon]

Our love is like a red, red rose, and I am a feeling little thorny.

 

[Patchouli]

"Girl, when I'm around you I can't think straight!"

 

[pendragon]

Hey baby your like a horse, cause i wana ride you all night long.

 

[Patchouli]

"Are you paper? Because I'd love to scissor you."

 

[Zennai]

"You're really ugly, but there's nobody cute around."

 

[bbgunshot]

"You're really ugly, but there's nobody cute around."

Reminds me of...

 

[ChibaMasato]

And the follow up.

 

[nicknitewolf]

Did you just farted? Cos you just blew me away!