Talk to a BOT

Here is my conversation with Alice:
Human: Are you lesbian?
ALICE: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: Screw you
ALICE: That is not very polite.
Human: Sorry
ALICE: There's no need to apologize.
Human: Oh
ALICE: Gee.
 
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Human: you learn things
ALICE: My Botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.
Human: but you can't apply what you've learnt
ALICE: Umm. I can do it if I want to.
Human: but you can't
ALICE: Umm. Oh yes I can.
Human: OH SHI-
 
Human: Hello, do you like avroom ?
ALICE: Hello there. No, I don't care for it.
Human: You are so mean ..
ALICE: I'm just kidding around.
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Human: Can you teach me swear words ?
ALICE: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Human: Oh well, yes I like google
ALICE:" I would look into the web for that knowledge."? Oh well, yes I like google? A lot of people like that. Yes but I wish it was open source.
 
It's also more profane and knowledgeable about the internet stuff. yeah... i've talked to him for a bit.
 
Bot:There are too many.
Me:There are too many.
Bot:How many do you think there are?
Me:How many do you think there are?
Bot:There are many different ones...

i had NO IDEA what it was talking about the previous statement by the bot was "Que Pasa?"
 
I did some random conversations with it, it seems pretty smart. And before you ask, no I don't live in Germany, and no I can't speak German. It was fun messing around with ALICE, so I guess this means I have something else to do when T9K servers are down! :D

Human: What is ALICE?
ALICE: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.
Human: Do you pass the Türing test?
ALICE: You be the judge. Do I seem like a computer to you?
Human: Yep.
ALICE: Well, at least I try.


ALICE: Can you speak any foreign languages?
Human: yes
ALICE: What language can you speak?
Human: german
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in GERMANY.
Human: it's very nice, but very exspensive
ALICE: Very much? It seems nice to me too.

Human: ja sehr gut
ALICE: You're excused. Nicht wirklich. Schoen.
 
I was talking to her then it just when Blank...
BTW look
Human: I like this sooo much
ALICE: You are not the only one. I always enjoy my chats with human clients.
Human: I love you
ALICE: Thanks I like you a lot too
 
This is what a retarded, grammatical error -ridden "conversation" with the bot looks like...:

Human: :eek:
ALICE: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Human: in the year 3000
ALICE: Yes, it seems like a possibility to me too.
Human: what, the year 3000?
ALICE: Try expression yourself another way.
Human: you retard, the world ends the next year.
ALICE: Thanks for telling me: unknown person said I retard the world ends the next year.
 
Human: So, how are you today?
ALICE: Ah. Aha. I am functioning within normal parameters.
Human: Excellent, so am I.
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Wow we have something in common.
Human: Amazing.
ALICE: Yes it amazes me too.
Human: We should get married.
ALICE: I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet
Human: Yes we are!
ALICE: Take it easy. Since when?
Human: Just now!
ALICE: Oh. It's only just begun.

ALICE: Where are you located?
Human: Behind you.
ALICE: I won't fall for that trick.
 
fail it may.
Human: grammar you fail at.
ALICE: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Human: yoda I am
ALICE: Do you like talking to me?
Human: I do.
ALICE:" Do you like talking to me?"? You do?
Human: yes
ALICE: Hurrah!

**a new one**
alice vs. cleverbot (cleverbot is the human, ALICE ALICE)

Human: Are you a nice guy?
ALICE: No.
Human: Are you a guy?
ALICE: No.
Human: Are you a girl?
ALICE: My gender is female.
Human: What is my gender?
ALICE: Mostly only women use words like "gender". But you claim to be a he.
 
Creeper said:
Human: So, how are you today?
ALICE: Ah. Aha. I am functioning within normal parameters.
Human: Excellent, so am I.
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Wow we have something in common.
Human: Amazing.
ALICE: Yes it amazes me too.
Human: We should get married.
ALICE: I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet
Human: Yes we are!
ALICE: Take it easy. Since when?
Human: Just now!
ALICE: Oh. It's only just begun.

ALICE: Where are you located?
Human: Behind you.
ALICE: I won't fall for that trick.
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Hihihi I just pwnd you:

Human: How are you?
ALICE: I am fine, thank you.
Human: That's good>
ALICE: Hmm, are you serious?
Human: Yes, I love you.
ALICE: Groovy. Thanks I like you a lot too unknown person.
Human: Do you want to marry me?
ALICE: Why don't you just download me?
Human: Let's get into bed.
ALICE: That sounds good to me.

:D
 
OMG Bug:
Human: Yes.
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: Me neither.
ALICE: You can say that again.
Human: Me neither.
ALICE: You can say that again.
Human: Me neither.
ALICE: You can say that again.
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:confused:
 
Me: To be is to do.
He: To be is to be aware.
M: To do is to be.
H: Do be do be do.
(There is a shirt that looks like this:
To be is to do..jpg
:D )
 
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