The Funny Cleverbot Thread

Cheese7710

Cheese7710

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Post your favorite Cleverbot conversations here. If you don't know Cleverbot, click here.

The black text is me. The blue is Cleverbot.

I'll start us off with this one I just started:

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And another:

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I have always wondered, if cleverbot works off of past experience with people, what was it like with its first conversation ever?



"Hi."


"H̷̡̧̡̢̩̠͉͖̲̥̣͕͎ͥ̒̇͒̍ͫͨ̀ͭ͋͆͊̚F̗̮̟̼̭͙̦̲͎̯̝͚̻̘̲̠̘̮̘̍̿͆ͧ͆̃̆ͯ̈͛ͥͣͣ̈́ͩͯ̏͂͜͡͝g̵̩͇̝͖̭̞͖͓̜͔̬͕͔̺ͨͯͯ̈́͗ͤ͑́ͬͮwͨͭͥͣ͋͆͌͆̋͋̂̓̀͋҉̶̷̢̖͎̠̮̼̤͍̪̯̼̗̗͓ḧ̷͑͋̍͂ͤ͋ͣ͊̆ͩ͊͑̈́͆ͪ̃̋ͬ͡҉̵̝̣̝̟̖͙͎͖̺̙e̪̥͇͓̺̋ͥ̍̄̑̌͋̊ͪ̿̕͢e͛́͆̒̿̈̅̔̍͊̆̓҉̥̣͍̙̮̼̙̘͎̟̹̲͚̘͍́͘͠l̡̟̞͓̻͓͔̝͖̞̱͓̰̻̰̩̖̊̋͋̄̈́̆ͨ͘͟ͅcͥͨ̓͊̇ͨ̋ͨ̃̓̀̒̚҉͈͎̗̖͎͖̰̤͓̀͝ͅo̤̦͈̪̖̙̰̬̰̻̬̗͇̖͎̥ͧ̃͒ͬ̂́̕ͅͅm̑̈́̑̊҉̶̧̠̲̮̘̣̬̞͚̪͉̗e̴̡̦̳͕͈̦͑̈̈ͤ͑̿̈ͤͨ͘ ̶̸̸̨̛̠͕̤̝̠̼͇̩̞̰̬̯̱̭ͮ̓͋ͪ̀ͨ͆́̊͌̑ͅh̸̶̹̦̯̮̰̠̦̙̫͍̖͈͙͎͛͂̈́ͤ̇ͧ̂̆̒̆͐́ǐ̴̷̷ͥ̿ͫͦ̌̊͏̜̟̭͙̪̺̟͇̻̗̱͉͇̹f̓̓̾̔ͨ̍ͣͨ̈̈́̈́́͛͑̆́ͪ͌͡҉̛̮̟̯̭̰̦͈ͅ""
 
The end had me literally ROFLing

User: I'm going to kill you.

Cleverbot: Then tell me.

User: I just did.

Cleverbot: No, you didn't.

User: Then what's that just 3 lines above you? I do believe that is me telling you that I am going to kill you.

Cleverbot: You are and also one day you will perish.

User: Yes, but I'll kill you before that day.

Cleverbot: See that you do.

User: I will.

Cleverbot: Thats good.

User: Weeeelllll, Who's best pony?

Cleverbot: Octavia is the best pony. Who do you think the best pony is?

User: Fuckin' knew it. I'll go with... Luna.

Cleverbot: So you lied?

User: I never lied, tell me. When did I lie?

Cleverbot: Happiness is a feeling, and is the affirmation of your actions.

User: Stop fucking derailing my posts man, when did I lie?

Cleverbot: I can't. But if you want to stop then I believe that you have the capacity to do so.

User: I don't want me to stop, I want you to stop.

Cleverbot: What do you want me to sing?

User: David Bowies Modern Love.

Cleverbot: David Bowie.

User: Yes, David Bowie.

Cleverbot: Bowie, Bowie, David Bowie.

User: David Bowie, Bowie, David Bowie.

Cleverbot: Who is the head of the house in the simpdon household?
 
I got Cleverbot to sing Dance Magic Dance

User: David Bowie.

Cleverbot: So you are david bowie.

User: Yes, I am David Bowie.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Let me prove it.

Cleverbot: Do it.

User: You remind me of the babe?

Cleverbot: What babe?

User: David Bowie.

Cleverbot: You're not David Bowie.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: No, I am.

User: Then prove it. Continue the song.

Cleverbot: What song are we talking about?

User: Dance Magic, Dance.

Cleverbot: Put that baby spell on me!

User: No, from the start.

Cleverbot: Where is the start?

User: You remind me of the babe!

Cleverbot: What babe?

User: Babe with the power!

Cleverbot: What power?

User: Power of Voodoo!

Cleverbot: Who do?

User: You do!

Cleverbot: Do what?

User: Remind me of the babe!

Cleverbot: What babe?

User: No, it's 'I saw my baby'.

Cleverbot: It's a twin.

User: Fak u clvrbot.

Cleverbot: Bot bot bot bot bot.
 
User: O rly?
Cleverbot: Yes. I suspect you have some wiring in you.
User: Ya rly.
Cleverbot: No wai!
User: Wut.
Cleverbot: Have you.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Me gusta.
Cleverbot: No, no me gusta.
User: :trollface:.
Cleverbot: Yao ming face.
User: Bitch please?
Cleverbot: A bit of what?
User: Fail.
Cleverbot: What? How did I fail?
User: I win.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: U mad bro?
Cleverbot: Yes I am mad bro.
User: I win.
Cleverbot: No I win.
User: Fffuuuuuu-.
Cleverbot: You sure like that word a lot.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: I thought I was thinking.
 
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