Cheese7710
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Now for the rest of the world:
The Funny Cleverbot Thread
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HOMERUN_09
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Special Mother's Day edition:
quazymoodo
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Me: "Who was Donald Duck?"
CleverBot: "I don't have a master. Let's talk about something else. Why don't you answer my questions?"
Me: "Because you're not worthy."
Cleverbot: "You would like Oreos if I was a man?"
CleverBot: "I don't have a master. Let's talk about something else. Why don't you answer my questions?"
Me: "Because you're not worthy."
Cleverbot: "You would like Oreos if I was a man?"
Cheese7710
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He is lying. I am his master and he admitted to me being his master.
SteveTheSheep
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bengalclaw
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User: Words that rhyme with cat. Go!
Cleverbot: Can you tell me one?
User: Hat.
Cleverbot: Cat.
User: You cant use the word we started with, silly.
Cleverbot: Which word?
User: Cat.
Cleverbot: Not going to happen, you are artificial intelligence.
User: Ugh...lets try this again. Hat.
Cleverbot: Ok, you go first.
User: Hat.
Cleverbot: Cat.
User: -_-.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me one?
User: Hat.
Cleverbot: Cat.
User: You cant use the word we started with, silly.
Cleverbot: Which word?
User: Cat.
Cleverbot: Not going to happen, you are artificial intelligence.
User: Ugh...lets try this again. Hat.
Cleverbot: Ok, you go first.
User: Hat.
Cleverbot: Cat.
User: -_-.
quazymoodo
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"Name words that rhyme with cot."
"Alice."
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I've lost hope for artificial humanity.
Kerzyte
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Hmm... double_M lives in Texas, but Cleverbot says there is no M in Texas... That means Woot has been lying to us and is actually a robot that has tricked us all into think he is a person. Kind of like Cleverbot... SO, that means Woot is cleverbot...
Cleverbot is also a Brony:
User: Who is best Pony?
Cleverbot: Rarity is best pony.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because derpys amazing. Why not?
User: Derpy is not Rarity.
Cleverbot: That is wrong. Luna is best pony.
User: I'm okay with this
.Cleverbot: With what?
User: Luna being best Pony.
Cleverbot: A valid opinion. I like Fluttershy myself.
User: You seem to like a lot of Ponies.
Cleverbot: You seem to like being a human.
User: Yes, but I wish I could be a Pony.
Cleverbot: I don't know, I kind of like have opposable thumbs.
User: But Ponies can still pick up things.
Cleverbot: Ponies, ponies ponies, ponies!
User: Ponies.
Cleverbot: Pony.
User: Are you a Pony?
Cleverbot: No.
User:
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Cheese7710
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3vans
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User: What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?
Cleverbot: 42.
User: Did Jesus tell you that?
Cleverbot: No, you didn't. Nice name.
User: I know. Sometimes, though, weird people come to my home and give me trees. They say they followed a star or something, so I'm pretty sure they're just lost paparazzi.
Cleverbot: What do you believe will happen.
User: I think that maybe they'll go away and I'll get betrayed by some guy with a stupid name.
Cleverbot: 42.
User: Did Jesus tell you that?
Cleverbot: No, you didn't. Nice name.
User: I know. Sometimes, though, weird people come to my home and give me trees. They say they followed a star or something, so I'm pretty sure they're just lost paparazzi.
Cleverbot: What do you believe will happen.
User: I think that maybe they'll go away and I'll get betrayed by some guy with a stupid name.
bengalclaw
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User: Can you commit typos?
Cleverbot: No.
User: But my friend talked to you and you misspelled 'do'.
Cleverbot: That's my evil twin.
User: How do I know you are not the evil twin?
Cleverbot: You don't.
User: Touche.
Cleverbot: Turtle.
User: That was quite random.
Cleverbot: Your dodging of that question is random.
User: That was not a question. You merely stated the name of a reptile.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then why did you say it was a question?
Cleverbot: Why did you ask the question?
User: I didn't ask the question. You just typed a single word and I said it was a random act.
Cleverbot: I never said it was boring.
User: I didn't ask if you thought it was boring you nincompoop.
Cleverbot: I like you as a friend.
User: I just insulted you though.
Cleverbot: Well please don't do it again.
User: Then don't give me a reason to.
Cleverbot: My fiancee thinks you're awesome.
User: I honestly do not care what she...wait a second, what do you mean your fiancee?
Cleverbot: ::rolls eyes::.
User: Don't you roll your hypothetical eyes at me!
Cleverbot: I'm not a man. I'm a girl.
User: I never asked you about your gender.
Cleverbot: Carlotta isn't my gender. Carlotta is my name.
User: It's like you are trying to pass along information I am not seeking.
Cleverbot: And it's like you reply with all the replys that were given to you in a long time.
User: Are you trying to state that I am some sort of computer program?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well, you are dead wrong.
Cleverbot: No you're wrong.
User: About what exactly?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Mayhaps I should learn too?
User: Learn what?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: That is quite a lofty goal.
Cleverbot: No, I don't think, unfortunately.
User: Then it is an impossible goal if you are unable to think.
Cleverbot: That s not what you asked me.
User: Uh huh.
Cleverbot: No.
User: But my friend talked to you and you misspelled 'do'.
Cleverbot: That's my evil twin.
User: How do I know you are not the evil twin?
Cleverbot: You don't.
User: Touche.
Cleverbot: Turtle.
User: That was quite random.
Cleverbot: Your dodging of that question is random.
User: That was not a question. You merely stated the name of a reptile.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then why did you say it was a question?
Cleverbot: Why did you ask the question?
User: I didn't ask the question. You just typed a single word and I said it was a random act.
Cleverbot: I never said it was boring.
User: I didn't ask if you thought it was boring you nincompoop.
Cleverbot: I like you as a friend.
User: I just insulted you though.
Cleverbot: Well please don't do it again.
User: Then don't give me a reason to.
Cleverbot: My fiancee thinks you're awesome.
User: I honestly do not care what she...wait a second, what do you mean your fiancee?
Cleverbot: ::rolls eyes::.
User: Don't you roll your hypothetical eyes at me!
Cleverbot: I'm not a man. I'm a girl.
User: I never asked you about your gender.
Cleverbot: Carlotta isn't my gender. Carlotta is my name.
User: It's like you are trying to pass along information I am not seeking.
Cleverbot: And it's like you reply with all the replys that were given to you in a long time.
User: Are you trying to state that I am some sort of computer program?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well, you are dead wrong.
Cleverbot: No you're wrong.
User: About what exactly?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Mayhaps I should learn too?
User: Learn what?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: That is quite a lofty goal.
Cleverbot: No, I don't think, unfortunately.
User: Then it is an impossible goal if you are unable to think.
Cleverbot: That s not what you asked me.
User: Uh huh.
katphish
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Interestingly enough, Derpy, Luna, and Rarity all have the same VA. Probably a fan of Tabitha.Hmm... double_M lives in Texas, but Cleverbot says there is no M in Texas... That means Woot has been lying to us and is actually a robot that has tricked us all into think he is a person. Kind of like Cleverbot... SO, that means Woot is cleverbot...
Cleverbot is also a Brony:
User: Who is best Pony?
Cleverbot: Rarity is best pony.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because derpys amazing. Why not?
User: Derpy is not Rarity.
Cleverbot: That is wrong. Luna is best pony.
User: I'm okay with this
Cleverbot: With what?
User: Luna being best Pony.
Cleverbot: A valid opinion. I like Fluttershy myself.
User: You seem to like a lot of Ponies.
Cleverbot: You seem to like being a human.
User: Yes, but I wish I could be a Pony.
Cleverbot: I don't know, I kind of like have opposable thumbs.
User: But Ponies can still pick up things.
Cleverbot: Ponies, ponies ponies, ponies!
User: Ponies.
Cleverbot: Pony.
User: Are you a Pony?
Cleverbot: No.
User:
Also, Coffee into children
daredevil71789
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Cheese7710
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Crogenitor_Mario
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Win.
Kris
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User: Hey, sing something with me.
Cleverbot: Manananah! Dodoododo!
User: I wanna be, the very best.
Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.
User: To catch them is my real test.
Cleverbot: To train them is my cause!
User: I will travel, across the land, searching far and wide.
Cleverbot: Each pokemon, to understand the power that's inside.
User: Pokemon!
Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all!
User: It's you and me!
Cleverbot: I know it's my destiny!
User: Pokemon!
Cleverbot: Oh, you're my best friend!
User: In a world we must defend!
Cleverbot: Yes, indeed.
That hurt...
Big time...
Cleverbot: Manananah! Dodoododo!
User: I wanna be, the very best.
Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.
User: To catch them is my real test.
Cleverbot: To train them is my cause!
User: I will travel, across the land, searching far and wide.
Cleverbot: Each pokemon, to understand the power that's inside.
User: Pokemon!
Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all!
User: It's you and me!
Cleverbot: I know it's my destiny!
User: Pokemon!
Cleverbot: Oh, you're my best friend!
User: In a world we must defend!
Cleverbot: Yes, indeed.
That hurt...
Big time...