Today and extending into the furture....

Say this: "One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."

Hope this is not too long. :p
 
A double request:

"Message CM 27. The subscriber you are trying to reach is unavailable or outside the calling area."

"Message CM 42. Let's go pay some hookers to knock our junk around."
 
oozinator said:
A double request:

"Message CM 27. The subscriber you are trying to reach is unavailable or outside the calling area."

"Message CM 42. Let's go pay some hookers to knock our junk around."
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https://soundcloud.com/bracabrad%2Fcm27
https://soundcloud.com/bracabrad%2Fhookers
NewspaperCrane said:
"Officer, I'm not sure what happened, I swear she told me that she was over 18. I checked her license and everything. No, the fact that she was wearing a one direction T-Shirt didn't dissuade me."
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https://soundcloud.com/bracabrad%2Fofficer
Vorsprung said:
"Sometimes, when I'm lonely, I staple Doritos to my pubis, just for the sensation."
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https://soundcloud.com/bracabrad%2Fdoritos
 
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