What would happen if....

[Darth_Purrface]

Welcome to the What would happen if forum game thread made by your favorite thread maker!

The rules are simple:

Ask a question, then the next person below will answer that question and then proceed to ask another question.

*Example*

Somefool: What would happen if I like cats?
Someidiot: U be stoopid lel soooo funnyyy.

What would happen if I like dogs?
Somemoron: U be dumb lel sooooo funnyyy...

And so on.

*Example*



Okay, I'll start.

What would happen if there was a sundoggy instead of a moondoggy?

 

[moondoggy23]

U be dumb lel sooooo funnyyy...


What would happen if you stayed the fuck off my lawn?

 

[ChibaMasato]

You'd probably start yelling at the birds to stay out of the trees.

What would happen if coconuts migrated?

 

[thee_pro]

They would probable migrate via African Swallows.

What would happen if Team9000 never existed?

 

[Noble]

We would all be rich and successful.

What would happen if the sky was rainbow-colored?

 

[DutchCheese]

we would be fascinated by double blue lines (all the way!)

what would happen if wooty didn't break things?

 

[brantbren]

Shit would be VERY outdated?

What would happen if I did 50 push ups in under one minute?

 

[Kris]

Shit would be VERY outdated?

What would happen if I did 50 push ups in under one minute?

You'd be... Normal?

We had to do that for a school test.

What would happen if I remembered to do these things, and I didn't have to use the edit button so often in these games?

 

[Pyrhos]

Then you'd be a genius.

What would happen if this thread was never made?

 

[Kris]

Then you'd be a genius.

What would happen if this thread was never made?

I wouldn't have typed this message?

What would happen if all men had penises with a circumference of 10 inches?

 

[DarkPrime25]

Then the women are fucked (pun intended).

What would happen if Team9000 was really Team900?

 

[DaGamer12345]

Everyone will be divided by 10.

What would happen if this thread was "What wouldn't happen if..."?

 

[Patchouli]

Then you would ask "What would happen if this thread was "What would happen if..."?"

What would happen if everyone suddenly became so small that books were too large to carry?

 

[Tai_K_Yagami]

Then you'd be a Patchouli.

What would happen if everything we knew about the universe was incorrect?

 

[brantbren]

Then humans would be the most retarded species in the history of ever.

What would happen if I could grow a beard?

 

[Io_Reign]

Then you would shed manly tears.

What would happen if I filled a ball pit with pineapples?

 

[jaryeth]

You would have a ball pit filled with pineapples.

What would happen if humanity never had bacon?

 

[Kris]

You would have a ball pit filled with pineapples.

What would happen if humanity never had bacon?

Obesity rates would be drastically lower.

What would happen if Nigeria took over the world?

 

[Pyrhos]

Then we would all be Nigerians.

What would happen if I actually became funny?

 

[Anaxo]

Then we would all be Nigerians.

What would happen if I actually became funny?

Then you would have more friends than just on T9k.

What would happen if people didn't post every single one of their life problems to Facebook?