You ever have that one itch...

[xHallucinationx]

*tries it*
*does it*

I can lick my elbow. *steals image and posts it 100 times*

 

[David]

I always scratch my back with a dildo
-Some politician

 

[xHallucinationx]

I always scratch my back with a dildo
-Some politician

Never knew you became a politician. (seewhatididthar?)

 

[Dr_LASR]

*tries it*
*does it*

 

[CaptainGinyu]

What's worse than having an itch on your back is an itch on the bottom of your foot.

 

[karmahurts]

What's worse than having an itch on your back is an itch on the bottom of your foot.

I detest foot itches so much, and I wear boots, mainly steel-toed ones so if its in my toes can't scratch it.

 

[David]

Never knew you became a badass. (borrow mine?)

FIFY

 

[Aetherrack]

Is it really that hard to find some other utensil in a KITCHEN that works better than a wooden spoon?

The only thing in my kitchen drawers looks similar to this:

 

[kingjok3r]

*tries it*
*does it*

me too, but i'm skinny, does that have something to do with it?

 

[karmahurts]

me too, but i'm skinny, does that have something to do with it?

A bit, so am I and I can do that, mostly skinny people have above average flexibility. Though I do know some that can't.

 

[kingjok3r]

A bit, so am I and I can do that, mostly skinny people have above average flexibility. Though I do know some that can't.

woo yay skinny people! not only can we fit anywhere, we can reach all parts of our bodies

 

[Aetherrack]

woo yay skinny people! not only can we fit anywhere, we can reach all parts of our bodies

I'll reach all parts of YOUR body

 

[kingjok3r]

I'll reach all parts of YOUR body

lol giggity

 

[Aetherrack]

 

[Aetherrack]

Couldn't Resist, so here's a double post :3

 

[Casey]

What's worse than having an itch on your back is an itch on the bottom of your foot.

Foot itches suck, but the ones underneath the calluses are the Fing worse! They're under those big ass calluses so no matter WHAT you scratch them with, you can not scratch the itch, just the callus above them. Those are the worst.

 

[Aetherrack]

Foot itches suck, but the ones underneath the calluses are the Fing worse! They're under those big ass calluses so no matter WHAT you scratch them with, you can not scratch the itch, just the callus above them. Those are the worst.

1. Get sharp knife (I personally use an Olfa with a fresh blade).
2. Carefully (very!) scrape away at the thick portions of the calluses, particularly where they've starting drying out and cracking - this is the part of the callus that is doing more harm than good, and could possibly lead to infection.
3. Do this about once a month.

OR

1. Use foot lotion twice a day, every day.

Actually, I prefer the second. Keeps my feet soft but still durable. And doesn't involve clean-up of flakes of skin.

 

[Casey]

I wear combat boots and I am on my feet for roughly 12 hours a day, These calluses are thick, and there is no cracking. If I scrape any off, i'll have blisters within a day. Good idea though, I'll have to keep it in mind for extreme cases

 

[Aetherrack]

I wear combat boots and I am on my feet for roughly 12 hours a day, These calluses are thick, and there is no cracking. If I scrape any off, i'll have blisters within a day. Good idea though, I'll have to keep it in mind for extreme cases

You know, funny thing is, I was taught this by my old Battery Sergeant-Major. She said it was the best way to get rid of those kinds of itches, and prevent that cracking to begin with.

 

[Casey]

interesting, I guess I'll have to give it more thought Thanks!