Girls_Is_Awesome
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My friends and I were talking about our embarrassing moments when we were younger, and it was really fun listening to what they shared to us. Now I really want to hear (Or at least read) your stories!
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My friends and I were talking about our embarrassing moments when we were younger, and it was really fun listening to what they shared to us. Now I really want to hear (Or at least read) your stories!
Sounds like something from 4chanOkay so here's the sitch
I was chatting up a chick when I was, like, seven, and I was too busy talking about Hot Wheels and Crash Bandicoot that I shat myself (what can I say, chicks)
Anyway my undies were full of shit, and it was a really hot day, like 30 degrees (Celsius) or some shit
So I walk into the bathroom and realise there's no way I'm getting these fuckers off
...without wiping fecal matter all up me legs
Logically, I went back into my classroom and got some scissors
Walked back to the crapper and chopped me undies off, then flushed the undies down the toilet
Freeballed the rest of the day
So the next day the deputy principal calls an assembly saying
"Someone's flushed a pair of undies down the loo, so one of you shits need to own up"
I owned up but claimed that a kid in a younger year had snipped my undies off and flushed them
Like, stuck his hands under the toilet door and chopped them off
And so the deputy goes to this kid and says "Didya chop Vorsy-kun's undies?"
And he started crying because he didn't
So the deputy grills me for an hour
I eventually break down and admit I'd made up the story and it was actually because I cacked myself
They weren't happy and I had detention for the rest of the year
TL;DR? Crapped myself when I was seven years old at school and blamed it on a five year old
beat that niqqas
Trust me when I say it isn'tSounds like something from 4chan