So, I was on my way back from an expedition to a nearby mountain on my trusty beelzebufo (giant frog). As I was going down a cliff, my frog got stuck between a titanoboa and a phiomia, and couldn't move or attack. Its health dropping, I jumped off and attacked the vile snake with my only weapon, a metal pick. It died, but not before biting me. I fell unconscious, with my torpor bar 70% full and my health down to 30%.
Believing I was a goner, I planned out a simple rescue mission - grab a pteranodon, and fly as fast as I could to the frog. However, my frog jumped on top of me and protected me from everything that tried to kill me - meganeuras, raptors, even an argentavis. Down to 10% health, I finally woke up, jumped onto my frog, and proceeded to heal it by stuffing its mouth with as much raw meat as I could. We finally got back to base safe and sound, and I proceeded with rebuilding the bridge I was working on.
But then I saw a single titanomyrma flying towards me, and noticed my frog and I were surrounded by trikes and paraceratherium. After a single defensive shot of its tongue, we were both trampled.
Rest in peace, Magical AIDS Frog. You kept me safe, but I couldn't return the favor.
