Contest 025: Portal 2 Haiku

[GiftedNarwhals]

This is a contest
I'm Making a Note Here
(its a) Huge Success

didnt want to include but i had to get the syllables right.

 

[Theofox]

Run through Portal Two
Think, then jump, solve every test
Win the game at last.

 

[CometopointO]

I enter portal,
A new universe unfolds,
Then I realise:

I had never left,
I am still in the same room,
A new perspective...

But wait! a small box?
and down there is the button...
So that's what I do!

 

[David]

I bought the sequel
GlaDos is a potato?
Died in pit of acid....

 

[devyanks90]

I await the portals
Amazon prime shipped smartpost
My sadness is large



Seriously, amazon is trolling me

 

[Shredex]

Pineapples pineapples
Pineapples pineapples pineapples
Pineapples pineapples




Isn't the Playstation network borked right now? So you could only play single player?

 

[triforceman12]

Pineapples pineapples
Pineapples pineapples pineapples
Pineapples pineapples




Isn't the Playstation network borked right now? So you could only play single player?

1. That isn't even CLOSE to a haiku... Do you know what a haiku is?
2. Yes, PSN is down.

 

[MagicForDummies]

1. That isn't even CLOSE to a haiku... Do you know what a haiku is?
2. Yes, PSN is down.

Haiku is a sexy ninja chick. That's what I'd thought at first.

 

[Clayto1332]

Mudkips mudkips mud
kips mudkips mudkips mudkips
mudkips period

Yeah I know I probably won't win this since I won the last contest. Even though my haiku is better then everyone elses...

 

[Riota]

You want your freedom?
Must wait for the party scort
Cake is Not a lie

 

[MagicForDummies]

Mudkips mudkips mud
kips mudkips mudkips mudkips
mudkips period

Yeah I know I probably won't win this since I won the last contest. Even though my haiku is better then everyone elses...

If you can roll the same number twice on a dice, you can still get more booty from Wooty !

 

[KieranRogers1]

Contest I won't win
Portal 2 is mind-bending
Bin Laden is dead

Okay, so there is my haiku, I hope you enjoy it!

 

[Nixii]

I dont Know how to
Write haiku cos i never loved
companion cube and turrets!

or

Portal 2 is a huge
Success cos it a blockbuster
glados is a sucker

or

glados eat my orange
juice while wheatley replaces
you with a potato.

or

wheatley was my best friend
wheatley became evil and tried to kill me
cave johnson is sick like hell!

 

[Clayto1332]

I dont Know how to
Write haiku cos i never loved
companion cube and turrets!

or

Portal 2 is a huge
Success cos it a blockbuster
glados is a sucker

or

glados eat my orange
juice while wheatley replaces
you with a potato.

or

wheatley was my best friend
wheatley became evil and tried to kill me
cave johnson is sick like hell!

You're doing it wrong...

 

[Nixii]

You

You're doing it wrong...

rick-rolld me with your link!You dirty bastard.

 

[BlubberySumoSeal]

Wheatley became mad
GLaDOS became potato
Wheatley in space now

 

[SenorWaddles]

O’ Crow, Stupid Crow
With the GLaDOS potato
O’ where will you go?

 

[yukyduky]

GLaDOS was my enemy
Then Wheatly came
So now we're friends!

 

[dudeofx]

Arpeture Science
We do what we must because
We Can. Portal 2

 

[theanarchist]

A wild GLaDOS appeared
GLaDOS used sing!
It was a Triumph