Corrupt-A-Wish

[Kerzyte]

Granted, but suddenly the impossible happens and I accidentally the universe by dividing by zero.

I wish I could actually divide by zero.

Granted, but due to all of existence becoming nothing, you are only dividing 0 by 0.
I wish I could go to Vegas and stop myself from using my extra wishes. Lolwut?

EDIT: Ninja'd Again...

 

[rsmv2you]

Granted, but due to all of existence becoming nothing, you are only dividing 0 by 0.
I wish I could go to Vegas and stop myself from using my extra wishes. Lolwut?

Granted, but you just responded to a non existent comment making your wish impossible to the possible of being impossible to a impossible none existent wish.

I wish for my post to make sense.

(ninjaaa'ddddd)

 

[Cheese7710]

Granted, but you just responded to a non existent comment making your wish impossible to the possible of being impossible to a impossible none existent wish.

I wish for my post to make sense.

Granted, but due to it's complexity, the world splodes.

I wish that I could ask my crush out on a date so I won't be :foreveralone:

 

[Kerzyte]

Granted, but due to it's complexity, the world splodes.

I wish that I could ask my crush out on a date so I won't be :foreveralone:

Granted, and she accepts, only to break your heart months later...
I wish I would stop being Ninja'd...

 

[Beaubonic]

Granted, and she accepts, only to break your heart months later...
I wish I would stop being Ninja'd...

Granted, once, only to be ninja'd again next time

I wish I didn't have diabetes

 

[TheXraptor]

Granted, once, only to be ninja'd again next time

I wish I didn't have diabetes

Granted, but now your extremely sensitive to fat. You can't eat a burger without gaining a ton of weight.

I wish our government wasn't a bunch of sad fuck-ups.

 

[Beaubonic]

Granted, but now your extremely sensitive to fat. You can't eat a burger without gaining a ton of weight.

I wish our government wasn't a bunch of sad fuck-ups.

Granted, now MagicForDummies is our ruler

I wish I had a milkshake

 

[Teslabomb]

Granted, but you are lactose intolerant
I wish I had a private jet.

 

[TheGurw]

Granted, but you are lactose intolerant
I wish I had a private jet.

Granted, but your own private security is made up of old perverts, and they perform strip searches on you every time you try to use it.

I wish I was rsmv2you.

 

[Beaubonic]

Granted, but your own private security is made up of old perverts, and they perform strip searches on you every time you try to use it.

I wish I was rsmv2you.

Granted, but you're 100

I wish I was amazing

 

[TheGurw]

Granted, but you're 100

I wish I was amazing

Granted, but suddenly everyone else dies and you are left with no-one to amaze.

I wish I could turn into a Lamborghini.

 

[Beaubonic]

Granted, but suddenly everyone else dies and you are left with no-one to amaze.

I wish I could turn into a Lamborghini.

Granted, but you can't turn back, you're stolen and brought to a chop shop

I wish I was an amazing artist

 

[TheXraptor]

Granted, but your work won't be worth anything until after you die.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Skryter]

You wish for world peace but true peace may never be aquired.

I wish for Croissant's, on the double!

 

[tooktookguy]

No one here is a baker, and I am not in your country.

I wish katphish would reply me in the forums

 

[Patchouli]

No one here is a baker, and I am not in your country.

 

[Beaubonic]

No one here is a baker, and I am not in your country.

I wish katphish would reply me in the forums

Granted, now he stalks your profile

I wish you would read the rules before playing the game

 

[MrFrog90]

Granted, now he stalks your profile

I wish you would read the rules before playing the game

Granted. But he never follows them.

I wish I have a year supply of flies.

EDIT: I am a Frog Ninja.

 

[Cheese7710]

Granted, but he doesn't follow them.

I wish I was fail-proof

EDIT: Ninja'd...

 

[Melexiious]

Granted, but he doesn't follow them.

I wish I was fail-proof

EDIT: Ninja'd...

Granted, but it seems ineffective because you still failed

I wish for more genies