Corrupt-A-Wish

[MrFrog90]

Granted, but it seems ineffective because you still failed

I wish for more genies

Granted. But those genies want your soul.

I wish for a year supply of flies!!!!

 

[Skryter]

Granted, but it seems ineffective because you still failed

I wish for more genies

You wished for more genies, but instead you received more "wenies".

I wezh far gooby.

Edit: Damn Ninjas

 

[Melexiious]

You wished for more genies, but instead you received more "wenies".

I wezh far gooby.

Edit: Damn Ninjas

I see no problem in that corruption!

Ignore this post.

 

[Terghan]

You wish for Gooby and get me instead. Syktr pls.

I wish that I had my own personal island.

Granted. Congratulations, you've contracted necrotizing fasciitis. Enjoy your painful death.

Also, I wish for nothing.

 

[Cheese7710]

Granted. No floor, food, water, shelter, weather, air for you now.

I wish to be a valiant knight destined for greatness and then the corruption happens.

 

[Skryter]

You wished to be a valiant knight, but the corruption corrupted you to death....

I wish for something un-wish-able, and if it is wish-able I wish for it to be un-wish-able.

 

[katphish]

Not granted. But then it was granted. And then a black hole formed that quickly crushed the entire universe into a single point due to such a conflicting and paradoxical wish.

I wish I could repair my brain after reading that last wish.

 

[Camevil]

Granted. your brain is un-repairable cause that post was so confusin.

I wish I could control time and space

 

[MrFrog90]

Not granted. But then it was granted. And then a black hole formed that quickly crushed the entire universe into a single point due to such a conflicting and paradoxical wish.

I wish I could repair my brain after reading that last wish.

Your brain got repaired, but the memory got reset. You need to learn everything from the beginning.
I WISH FOR A YEAR SUPPLY OF FLIES!!!!

EDIT: ninja'd

 

[krylani]

Granted, but the moment you open the jar of flies, they all fly away.

I wish for someone else's wish to be granted instead of this one.

 

[Skryter]

You wished for someone else's wish to be granted, but you are the only person alive.

I wish for a wish.

 

[Crogenitor_Mario]

Granted, but the wish was given to Dolan instead.

I wish to travel in time.

 

[rileyper]

You wished for someone else's wish to be granted, but you are the only person alive.

I wish for a wish.

Granted, i give you a picture of the toyota wish

I wish for an image of strongbad

 

[Crogenitor_Mario]

Granted, but the image is invisible.

I still wish to travel in time.

 

[mite189]

granted, but you travel to dinosaur land and get eated by a trex

i wish i wasnt banned

 

[Crogenitor_Mario]

Granted, but now you're now frozen and muted forever.

I wish for infinite wishes.

 

[krylani]

Granted, but every one of them will be corrupted as if it had been posted in this thread.

I wish I were a bird!

 

[frankiller23]

granted, but you get shot and eaten.

i wish the CoD servers weren't down.

 

[Skryter]

Granted, they're shut down permanently.

I wish to find Waldo.

 

[MrFrog90]

Granted, they're shut down permanently.

I wish to find Waldo.

Granted, now you're lost with him.

I wish for a way to capture flies easily.