Hated her

[moondoggy23]

I heard that the reason he's called Wooty is that he chased down sonic, captured him, and forced him to be in a SNES game of which only Wooty has the skills to play.

I heard he's called Wooty because he holds the world record for the fastest land speed of any SNES ever (765MPH), which nearly caused a sonic boom.

 

[NewspaperCrane]

I heard that Wooty was actually the basis of Walker, Texas Ranger.

 

[DutchCheese]

I heard he's called Wooty because he wanted that to be his name.

 

[NewspaperCrane]

I heard he's called Wooty because he wanted that to be his name.

His real name was Zeus.

Wooty is not subject to the laws of man, as he is legally a weapon because he can kill anyone anywhere with one thought.

 

[moondoggy23]

His real name was Zeus.

Wooty is not subject to the laws of man, as he is legally a weapon because he can kill anyone anywhere with one thought.

I heard that Wooty divided by zero one time. That's how Team9000 was created.

 

[krylani]

Members of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience Wooty breaking everything.

 

[NewspaperCrane]

Chipotle actually bases its guacamole recipe on something Wooty threw together in the kitchen when he was 4.

 

[Pyrhos]

Ghosts sit around a campfire and tell jokes of the great Wooty breaking everything in his path

 

[NewspaperCrane]

When Wooty uses binary, it goes up to five.

 

[Pyrhos]

Wooty has a bear rug in his house, the bear isn't dead, its just too afraid to move

 

[NewspaperCrane]

Every 'morning', the Sun has to ask Wooty for permission to rise.

 

[NewspaperCrane]

While intoxicated at a cocktail party Wooty once wrote some code on a napkin. We now refer to it as Google.

 

[Pyrhos]

Wooty can kill two stones with one bird.

 

[brantbren]

On the fifth day, Wooty whipped his dick out and the Lord said "It was good."

 

[NewspaperCrane]

On the fifth day, Wooty whipped his dick out and the Lord said "It was good."

Shut up, Meg.

 

[Audi]

Wooty does not use a condom when he has intercourse,
For there is no such thing as protection from Wooty.

(He'd probably break the condom anyway, he breaks everything.)

 

[Creeper]

This thread needs to die.

 

[Pyrhos]

This thread that is now a Wooty Joke thread does not simply die, it keeps living, like Wooty after he accidentally breaks the world.

 

[krylani]

 

[TheGurw]

Wooty doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the world DOWN.

And then accidentally the earth.