How about another game of Corrupt a Wish? :D

[David]

Granted, but you were castrated with a spoon for your offences.
I wish I were invincible.

Granted, but everyone will exile you for being a freak of nature and you'll be alone forever, finding comfort buttraping innocent animals.

I wish I was invincible.

 

[Lukeperson6]

Granted, but everyone will exile you for being a freak of nature and you'll be alone forever, finding comfort buttraping innocent animals.

I wish I was invincible.

Granted, but you can no longer play TF2. (I'm so good at this)

I wish I had another cat.

 

[Darth_Purrface]

Granted, but it eats your first cat.

I wish I can tolerate the pain caused by using contact lenses.

 

[DerDo]

Granted, you can't feel anything now, not even that you are piercing your eyes out while trying to put contact lenses on.
I wish for all things bad.

 

[David]

Granted, you can't feel anything now, not even that you are piercing your eyes out while trying to put contact lenses on.
I wish for all things bad.

Wish granted and everyone is growing penises and raping eachother with them.

Good job fucker.

I wish humans had ovaries, male and female.

 

[DerDo]

Wish granted, and since the place for the balls are gone, the human race dies out.

I wish for all things good.

 

[Lukeperson6]

Wish granted, and since the place for the balls are gone, the human race dies out.

I wish for all things good.

Granted, but now you have to be evil.

I wish for my own gaming community.

 

[konflakes]

Granted. Congragulations, you're the sole member of your new gaming community.

I wish for 12.

 

[David]

Granted. Congragulations, you're the sole member of your new gaming community.

I wish for 12.

Granted! You now have 12 gaming communities!

I wish I was in the loo

 

[Darth_Purrface]

Granted, your loo is a smelly porto potty flooded with crap.

I wish to be in a horror movie and get to the sequel alive.

 

[brantbren]

Granted, you're in Human Centipede.

I wish for a sandwich (no cheese)

 

[Patchouli]

Granted, but the turkey's dry.

I wish I had the ability to travel through the internet.

 

[Miguel]

Granted, but the turkey's dry.

I wish I had the ability to travel through the internet.

Granted, but your only able to travel through NSFW part of 4chan.

I wish to be in Panty and Stocking. (Anime)

 

[Darth_Purrface]

Granted, but you are deaf, blind and paralyzed.

I wish to be Gordon Freeman.

 

[Lukeperson6]

Granted, but you die as a baby!

I wish to be awesome.

 

[Miguel]

Granted, but you are deaf, blind and paralyzed.

I wish to be Gordon Freeman.

Granted but you end up being exploded multiple times in GMod.

I wish to beat Super Mario Bros U.

 

[brantbren]

Granted but your Wii U catches on fire during the credits

I wish to be the emperor of Outworld

 

[Darth_Purrface]

Granted, but you die before reaching the Outworld.

I wish my house were flooded with munchkin cats.

 

[Miguel]

Granted, but you die before reaching the Outworld.

I wish my house were flooded with munchkin cats.

Granted, but they shit everywhere and you drown in cat shit.

I wish for chocolate!!!

 

[Darth_Purrface]

Granted, but they shit everywhere and you drown in cat shit.

I wish for chocolate!!!

Granted, but you choke on the chocolate.

I wish to join porn a nice video that demonstrates how humans mate.