How about another game of Corrupt a Wish? :D

[brantbren]

Granted, but the people in it are furries.

I wish I could read

 

[Mightythedj23]

Granted, but the people in it are furries.

I wish I could read

Granted, but you have very severe Dyslexia and ADHD, making it impossible to read.


I wish that i could create surrealism; i.e. turn clouds into rocks, have my reflection face the same way i am in the mirror (so all i see in the mirror is the back of my head) etc..

 

[Darth_Purrface]

Granted, but you can only surrealize your ass.

I wish I would go to hell.

 

[littlespedve]

Granted, but you are now in hell.

I wish there was an afterlife because that'd be swell.

 

[Miguel]

Granted, but you are now in hell.

I wish there was an afterlife because that'd be swell.

Granted, enjoy those jehova witnesses.

I wish to be slender.

 

[Lukeperson6]

Granted, but you no longer like raping kids.

I wish to be a kitty cat because i am super original.

 

[brantbren]

Granted, but you're owned by cat rapist

I wish to be chief of an Apache tribe during the 1600s

 

[Kris]

Granted, then the Fire Nation attacked...

I wish I could succeed at QWOP.

 

[Darth_Purrface]

Granted, but your fingers get stuck on the keyboard's keys.

I wish my house were flooding with gold.

 

[Patchouli]

Granted, but you drown in the gold.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

 

[Lukeperson6]

Granted, but now your eyes are on fire.

I wish to be god.

 

[Miguel]

Granted, you are now the newest God(ess) for Charlie Sheen.

I wish I wasn't up so early.

 

[Lukeperson6]

Granted, but when you get up, you go back to bed immediately.

I wish to have a better computer.

 

[Miguel]

Granted, but when you get up, you go back to bed immediately.

I wish to have a better computer.

Totally not that bad!!

Granted, you went from a toaster to a plugged in toaster.

I wiah for one million dollars to spend on games.

 

[avroom]

Granted, but the only game you can buy is Street Cleaning Simulator.

I wish I could be a successful programmer.

 

[Lukeperson6]

Granted, but you can only make horrid horrid video games about p0rn.

I wish to have a battleship that is indistructable!

 

[Io_Reign]

Granted, but you can only make horrid horrid video games about p0rn.

I wish to have a battleship that is indistructable!

Granted, but it's also only 2 meters long and can't leave your garage.

I wish I knew my limits on how far I would go to get a Klondike bar.

 

[Lukeperson6]

Granted, but you must go to the ends of the earth, climb the tallest mountain (what ever the fuck that is) and kill millions of people, just to buy the most expensive klondike bar in the world, which costs 55 million clams!

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[littlespedve]

Granted, but you want to wish for to know what to wish for.

I wish I could stop making children cry.

 

[Lukeperson6]

Not granted ;-;