In case of emergency, break glass and haul ass

Hide in Gabe Newell's chin fat.

Fool-proof plan, because zombies don't eat Gabe Newell, Gabe Newell eats zombies (and is immune to infection due to all the other dead animals he eats).
 
Pixiel said:
There is actual scientific research and evidence of true zombies. They've done experiments on them. Most bacteria refuses a zombie host, zombie flesh is highly toxic and if eaten, will almost immediately kill you, without reanimating you. Not a single animal to date is able to live long enough for the virus to reanimate them. Mosquitoes refuse a zombie host 100% of the time. 1 of every 4 zombies can climb simple obstacles. Also, it doesn't matter if they can or cannot feed. They don't need to feed, it's just an instinct. they don't benefit from feeding at all.

Due to the fact that the bacteria actually refuses to feed off of a zombie host, they do not bloat and explode, as the gasses don't have a way to be created. As for digestion, there is none. A zombie does not digest anything, as it is dead. They simply feed.. not for nutrition, not for anything, but to destroy everything. There have been zombies found that, once dissected, had over 211 lbs of human remains, all still intact, within it's intestinal tract and body.

I can go on forever if you wish...
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If a zombie cannot digest and therefore does not gain any energy from feeding, how does a zombie maintain any ability to move if it runs out of fat stores? How does it obtain energy to function?
 
Well, couldn't you just act like a zombie to avoid getting eaten by them? If they are that unintelligent, they probably wouldn't be able to tell a human from their own. They wouldn't have any advanced sensory organs as they would have decayed from the start of the zombie transformation. No sight, hearing, taste nor smell to guide them throughout the globe. The whole premise of a zombie is just silly!

Now, if we had to deal with something more "predatory" like an Aragami, we would be in for a genocide of the highest degree.
 
Honestly, I'd swap the hand I fap with, find a Bunning's, eat a Quarter Pounder, and immolate something.

And then kill myself with a spoon.
 
Marioman543216 said:
all you need to do is: Barricade Walmart,Food resturants,Target,Gamestop,shoe store,Bed bath and beyond and so on... Then make a underground station to go to each one and then enjoy your damn life. As surviving
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There was another zombie apocalypse thread awhile back. My word was: Barricade a mall. Seems like a mall would have all of the above plus more.
 
Go out. Steal some supplies, weapons, ammo, etc. Run back inside.

Make some blog posts. "OMG - It's here!"

Lock iron door that's at the bottom since we live on the second floor.

Go to the roof.

Start shooting everything, putting my hours of Borderlands, Half Life 2 and Max Payne gaming to use.

Run out of food.

Continue to live off of fat on body.

???

Profit?
 
that_taco_guy said:
Go out. Steal some supplies, weapons, ammo, etc. Run back inside.

Make some blog posts. "OMG - It's here!"

Lock iron door that's at the bottom since we live on the second floor.

Go to the roof.

Start shooting everything, putting my hours of Borderlands, Half Life 2 and Max Payne gaming to use.

Run out of food.

Continue to live off of fat on body.

???

Profit?
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Shoot...everything....?
 
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