Joke thread

[3vans]

This thread is for jokes and jokes only.

RULES:
1. They have to be funny (Lame puns are funny. Anti-joke has to be labelled as an anti-joke or used with the anti-joke chicken)
2. You tell everyone about Joke Thread [/cameo]

I'll start:
No more vagina jokes. Period.
I was going to tell a gay joke, butt fuck it.
I don't like computer jokes. Not one bit.
And jokes about german sausages are the wurst.

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
In soviet Russia,
Poem writes you!

 

[im3nuron]

This thread is a joke.

 

[Melexiious]

Stiffen Up, those vagina jokes are unoriginal and used constantly, try moving onto penis jokes.

Also this should be in Random.

 

[TheXraptor]

Roses are read,
peanut butter is blue,
this poem makes no fucking sense
Fluttershy

 

[rsmv2you]

Best screenshot ever.

 

[Mrtino916]

Rose are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Giraffes are big,
Bigger than YOU

- Sage Bermudez (Real person my best friends brother... Seriously)

 

[shadowwolf]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin' they hatin, and rolling their eyes because I be ridin' dirty.

 

[TheXraptor]

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side

 

[Mrtino916]

Rose are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Giraffes are big,
Bigger than YOU

- Sage Bermudez (Real person my best friends brother... Seriously)

View attachment 96438

Come on you have to give this credit

 

[Audi]

Madcart.

 

[Skryter]

Seriously though, why is this not in random?

 

[Nic1234]

there were two chemist in a bar. one said "I'd like some H2O please". the other one said "I'd like some H20 too". then the second one died.

anyone get it?!?

 

[Skryter]

there were two chemist in a bar. one said "I'd like some H2O please". the other one said "I'd like some H20 too". then the second one died.

anyone get it?!?

No, not a single word of it, simpleton.....

 

[Melexiious]

there were two chemist in a bar. one said "I'd like some H2O please". the other one said "I'd like some H20 too". then the second one died.

anyone get it?!?

Simply chemistry joke, heard it a million times.

 

[Nic1234]

Simply chemistry joke, heard it a million times.

ok heres another one:
why did the white bear dissolve in water? because it was polar.

 

[Skryter]

ok heres another one:
why did the white bear dissolve in water? because it was polar.

Can no one think of a original joke?

 

[HOMERUN_09]

there were two chemist in a bar. one said "I'd like some H2O please". the other one said "I'd like some H20 too". then the second one died.

anyone get it?!?

H2O too => H2O two => H2O2 = Hydrogen Peroxide

It's too bad science jokes aren't very funny...

 

[TheXraptor]

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower?

Give her a shovel.

 

[Skryter]

H2O too => H2O two => H2O2 = Hydrogen Peroxide

It's too bad science jokes aren't very funny...

Unless your a science teacher.....

 

[rsmv2you]

I would take time out of my life too contribute to this thread but I'm too beese atm. Maybe its cause I'm too mcfar behind on my schoolwork. Oh well, I'm pretty sure this thread will be vorsprunged out of the forums and locked before it becomes a problem.