Joke thread

This should be in random but i may as well contribute

1. My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch
2. Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs
3. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back
 
Yo' mamas so fat she's that map on Modern Warfare 3
Yo' mamas so fat that if someone killed her on Call Of Duty they would get a 5 kill streak
Yo' mamas so fat when she left the house with high-heels she came back with flip-flops
Yo' mamas so fat when she sat on a log it turned into paper
Here: Yo' mamas so Stupid
 
thats not very big...
How big does it have to be?
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