No More Twinkies...

Well there are always these...
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WE'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Wooty said:
Twinkies won't ever be gone. Either another company will buy the brand, or this is really just a big scheme to scare the workers on strike (in which case they'll exit bankruptcy and re-open).
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just keep convincing yourself of that... ;)

or, just stock-pile a bunch in a basement. the shelf life of those snacks are frighteningly long
 
MotorKat said:
The shelf life of those snacks are frighteningly long.
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So long, in fact, that one popular artist on dA believes that the product should no longer have a "use-by" date:
JollyJack said:
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"You eat those?" I hear people ask. Hell no. Never eaten one in my life. There's something about their unnatural, chemical-yellow colour and that they have a half-life rather than a use-by date that just sets off one too many alarm-bells. ...
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I ate one once.

I must give you a background. I have eaten live spiders, cockroaches, and goldfish. I've held down 2 26oz bottles of whiskey, drunk in just over a half hour, and continued drinking various beer, coolers, and lowballs. I've shoveled white sugar down my throat until it was so dry I could hardly breathe. I've, on a dare, mixed tabasco sauce, vinegar, and homogenized whole milk in a glass and downed it - and kept it down.

There is very little that can make me hurl.

Twinkies make me puke.
 
Twinkies are okay but they're nothing special. I still buy them though at a ridiculous premium that they are sold at in australia but they're nothing special.
 
I hate Twinkies. They made me throw up once because they are way too sugary. You know whats worst? Deep fried twinkies at San Francisco.
 
TheGurw said:
I ate one once.

I must give you a background. I have eaten live spiders, cockroaches, and goldfish. I've held down 2 26oz bottles of whiskey, drunk in just over a half hour, and continued drinking various beer, coolers, and lowballs. I've shoveled white sugar down my throat until it was so dry I could hardly breathe. I've, on a dare, mixed tabasco sauce, vinegar, and homogenized whole milk in a glass and downed it - and kept it down.

There is very little that can make me hurl.

Twinkies make me puke.
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