Vutpa
Well-Known Member
Don't take life too seriously, you won't survive it anyways.
The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse get's the cheese.
If Karl, instead of writing a lot about capital, had made a lot of it ...it would have been much better.
- Karl Marx's mother
You all know about the Darwin Awards -- It's an annual honor given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him while he was attempting to tip a free soda out of it.
But, you know what life really is? You're born, you suck your mother's tits. You get a little older, you suck your girlfriend's tits. You get married, you suck your wife's tits. That's what life is. Life sucks.
- John Ryman
If you think sex is a pain in the ass, try different position.
The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse get's the cheese.
If Karl, instead of writing a lot about capital, had made a lot of it ...it would have been much better.
- Karl Marx's mother
You all know about the Darwin Awards -- It's an annual honor given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him while he was attempting to tip a free soda out of it.
But, you know what life really is? You're born, you suck your mother's tits. You get a little older, you suck your girlfriend's tits. You get married, you suck your wife's tits. That's what life is. Life sucks.
- John Ryman
If you think sex is a pain in the ass, try different position.
