Risk: Team9000 Edition

[Creeper]

Risk: Team9000 Edition

Hello, and welcome to the match thread of Risk: Team9000 Edition.

In this thread, I will be hosting a Risk match between 12 participants. First come, first serve. (Since, I'm a nice guy, I'll extend it a bit)

This is the map.

Procedure:

1. Claim a single territory spot by describing the area that you want claimed. Ex. "I claim northern Canada!"
2. Name your nation! Ex. "Phallus Nation"
3. Wait until all spots have been filled up.
4. Begin! State your action for your army. You may attack, defend, or claim nearby territories.
5. Win the game by conquering everyone else.

When all spots are full:

1. State your action. (Expand, Attack, etc.)
2. Wait for everyone else (2 day limit) to state their action.
3. Watch for the outcome!

Rules:

1. No outlandish attacks / claims. Act wisely.
2. Attacking, defending, and claim outcomes will be generated with use of randomization and probability.
3. There will be interesting events that will happen on the map. You won't expect them.
4. ONLY THE STRONG WILL SURVIVE


Also, if your nation's capital is conquered, your nation is destroyed. All the remaining land will be added to the conquering nation.

BEGIN!

 

[Creeper]

Match History

Spoiler: Year 1: Base Territories

Sonixyland Claimed!

Pacifica, KFC, and Loli'mahat Claimed!

Pyke, New Persia, Illogica, Lemures, and Chav Nation Claimed!

GameMasters Claimed!

North MeatHatkistan, Weaseltits, Sealabia, Washingtonia, Yuktobania, and Thredbo Claimed!

I gave that map some capitals. Maps like capitals.

MOAR CAPITALS!

Year 2: The War Begins

LATEST MAP UPDATE:

 

[Creeper]

Spoiler: List Of Nations

List of Nations

batteofomega4: ............................................................ KFC
katphish ....................................................................... Illogica
lacar1601 ...................................................................... New Persia
David ............................................................................ Chav Nation
tbarius: ......................................................................... Loli'mahat
Sean1995 ...................................................................... GameMasters
Hawke .......................................................................... North MeatHatkistan: 42
JHawk: ......................................................................... Pacifica
Ustulo/Io_Reign/Krysi/TwistedWicked/Allimon: .... Pyke
Wooty/Ozy/Casham: .............................. Cashonicxyland
MotorKat ..................................................................... Lemures
FaerieInCombatBoots ................................................. Weaseltits: 138
Moondoggy23 .............................................................. Sealabia
HOMERUN_09 ........................................................... Washingtonia
Zakkon/bengalclaw ...................................................... Yuktobania
cacher97 ....................................................................... Thredbo

Spoiler: Internation Diplomacy

International Diplomacy

KFC
At war with: None
Allied with: Weaseltits, Chav Nation

Illogica
At war with: None
Allied with: None

New Persia
At war with: None
Allied with: Pyke

Chav Nation
At war with: None
Allied with: Pyke, Weaseltits, KFC

Loli'mahat
At war with: None
Allied with: None

GameMasters
At war with: None
Allied with: None

North MeatHatkistan
At war with: None
Allied with: None

Pacifica
At war with: None
Allied with: None

Pyke
At war with: None
Allied with: Yuktobania, Lemures, Chav Nation, New Persia

Cashonicxyland
At war with: None
Allied with: None

Lemures
At war with: None
Allied with: Pyke, Yuktobania

Weaseltits
At war with: None
Allied with: KFC, Chav Nation

Sealabia
At war with: None
Allied with: None

Washingtonia
At war with: None
Allied with: None

Yuktobania
At war with: None
Allied with: Pyke, Lemures

Thredbo
At war with: None
Allied with: None

Spoiler: Territory Count, (W.I.P.)

Territory Count

KFC: 92
Illogica: 32
New Persia: 51
Chav Nation: 33
Loli'mahat: 65
GameMasters: 65
North MeatHatkistan: 41
Pacifica: 30
Pyke: 64
Cashonicxyland: 26
Lemures: 33
Weaseltits: 130
Sealabia: 63
Washingtonia: 53
Yuktobania: 51
Thredbo: 42

 

[Ozy]

Wooty and I claim Australia. The name of our nation is Sonixyland. Our chosen colour is the hot pink. We are neutral and will defend against all attacks.

 

[tbarius]

im probably over thinking this.. but there are shitloads of lil sections on that, is each one a nation?.. or is it based on the original risk boardgames plot breakdown?..

 

[Creeper]

im probably over thinking this.. but there are shitloads of lil sections on that, is each one a nation?.. or is it based on the original risk boardgames plot breakdown?..

No, each one will be considered a territory. I will assign a fair amount of beginning territories for each beginning claim.

 

[JHawk]

Whatever my fair share of of South America is, preferrably the southern end, I'll take it.

Name: Pacifica
Color: Dark blue

 

[batteofomega4]

May I claim East Austria?If I may here is the info.
Name:KFC.
Color:Red
And we will be neutral.

 

[tbarius]

Canada, lime green. nation is called "loli'mahat"

 

[Ustulo]

China, purple. Nation is called "Pyke" and is shared between me, Io_Reign, Krysi, and TwistedWicked. (May add a couple more in the morning)

 

[lacar1601]

lacar1601 joined the game
lacar1601 establishes the nation of New Persia. Nation color: yellow.
lacar1601 claims Japan and possible surrounding regions (as determined by game host).

Are we playing by Capital rules?

 

[katphish]

I claim the Philippines (and possibly Malaysia and Indonesia, if allowed).
I shall call my nation, illogica.
Color it orange, please

 

[MotorKat]

MotorKat joined the game
MotorKat creates the Maroon nation of Lemures in Madagascar
MotorKat will be approaching either Eastern or Southern Africa from there.

 

[David]

I claim England!
I shall name the land: Chav Nation
My color shall be orange

 

[Creeper]

lacar1601 joined the game
lacar1601 establishes the nation of New Persia. Nation color: yellow.
lacar1601 claims Japan and possible surrounding regions (as determined by game host).

Are we playing by Capital rules?

Negative, no capitals.

Edit: Actually, I take that back. I might consider it.

China, purple. Nation is called "Pyke" and is shared between me, Io_Reign, Krysi, and TwistedWicked. (May add a couple more in the morning)

If you do add more people to your nation the future, please do tell me.

I claim England!
I shall name the land: Chav Nation
My color shall be orange

I gave you grey because orange was taken. Sorry

 

[Sean1995]

I claim Russia In the name of the Nation of GameMasters.
It's national colour is dark green.

 

[Cacher]

Dam it. Australia is already claimed...
I claim Antarctica
Thredbo
white

I am neutral and frostbite kills all that enter

 

[Creeper]

I claim Antarctica

 

[FaerieInCombatBoots]

I would like to claim France, Spain and Belgium.
Name: Weaseltits
Color: Whatever color is left, my nation is not picky.

 

[moondoggy23]

The nation of Sealabia rises! It is a confederation of territories from Cuba, Central America and South America. Our national color shall be pineapple (yellow with purple polka dots is also acceptable).