Steal the chicken game

[w00tw00]

RULES!
-Steal the chicken by doing anything you can imagine to steal it.
-NO EATING the chicken or KILLING IT!
-Have fun​

*Throws chicken in the distance watching out for team9000 users*​

 

[Skryter]

*Kills the chicken and incinerates it so that it may not be stolen by anyone else*.

 

[w00tw00]

*Kills the chicken and incinerates it so that it may not be stolen by anyone else*.

Let's play fair now, what did you do with the chicken again

 

[Skryter]

Let's play fair now, what did you do with the chicken again

What I previously stated shows what actions I took in a clear manner. In other words, Game Over.

 

[w00tw00]

What I previously stated shows what actions I took in a clear manner. In other words, Game Over.

*Gets chickens ashes and crys, mean Skryter.*

 

[Camevil]

Great game guys. It ended in 2 posts, new world record right there.

 

[littlespedve]

*Steals ashes and makes chocolate milk out of them.*

 

[Darth_Purrface]

*Steals the chocolate milk and feeds it to a cat, causing the poor thing to regurgitate it in a disgusting manner (aka. puke it out)*

 

[avroom]

*Creates the most advanced robot ever, calls it "stealchicken3000", steals the vomit, robot restores the chicken, chicken is alive again*

 

[Girls_Is_Awesome]

*Walks away*

 

[Darth_Purrface]

*Traps Gia in thread*

 

[TheGurw]

*Creates the most advanced robot ever, calls it "stealchicken3000", steals the vomit, robot restores the chicken, chicken is alive again*

I direct a 500kV arc towards the stealchicken3000, shorting out it's battery and permanently frying every electronic device in 10km. I then pick up the chicken and shuffle away with it, power line still dangling behind me, so I have to shuffle to avoid step voltage.

 

[foxzm]

trips gurw and catches chicken and uses a space time distortion device and returns self and chicken to world of foxzm

 

[TheGurw]

trips gurw and catches chicken and uses a space time distortion device and returns self and chicken to world of foxzm

I construct a wormhole, destroying the dimension that the world of foxzm resides in, returning the chicken to my secret underground obsidian bunker, and backflip at 88.8 miles per hour to travel 400 years into the future with the chicken.

 

[Mightythedj23]

*holds out my hat upside down, allowing the chicken to sit inside said hat is I make a quick escape through the trees*

 

[crafteroftemines]

cut down all trees in mighty's path, sell the trees and vaporize mighty, then stroll away from area "like a sir"

 

[Kris]

Mates with the chicken, creating 9001 baby chickens and hides them around the Universe.

 

[crafteroftemines]

Mates with the chicken, creating 9001 baby chickens and hides them around the Universe.

reminds me of the end of BL2

 

[avroom]

Asks scotty to beam one of those chickens into my mothership
Scotty isn't there
Scotty already caught a chicken
Nobody can find scotty anymore
Theft failed

 

[Miguel]

Effectively catches a universal chicken
Hugs it
Falls on it
Subsequently creates the world first chicken pancake
Eats chicken pancake
Stomach theft proof