Tacoism | The best religion ever.

[that_taco_guy]

TACOISM
The best religion ever.​

Hello, there, friend.​

I am that_taco_guy, and I have found the wonderful joy of Tacos, and have decided to follow them with a passion. You may join me in my devout love for these holy items, and the large Taco in the sky (May His name be praised forever).

I call it... Tacoism.

We are Tacoists.

We love Tacos.​

RULES:​

• You must love Tacos with your whole heart.

• You must always, always capitalize the word "Taco", for it is holy.
  (I am the only exception for this rule, I feel as if I am one with the Tacos. I am a deity of the Tacos themselves incarnated.)

• You must always thank the large Taco in the sky (May His name be praised forever) for His many blessings, including when you eat a Taco.

Other rules will be posted here when the large Taco in the sky indicates me of what pleases Him, or when us Tacoites come to a consensus about these things.

To go to Tacoism heaven, I, that_taco_guy, must decide with my Taco knowledge and wisdom if you are accepted or not, with approval from the large Taco in the sky (May His name be praised forever).

Description of Heaven:​

Awesomeness.

Description of Hell:
Bullsh*t.
​

Here are the positions here in Iglesia del Taco as of 4/14/2012. The only people going to hell are the people listed, all others are in application status or a part of the faith.

TACO DEITY AND LEADER:
that_taco_guy
​

HEAD ELDER AND STRIPPER:

Projecto​

HEAD CHEESE:

DutchCheese (Queso )​

HEAD MUSICAL PRAISE COORDINATOR:

Donvittorio​

ARCHBISHOP OF BEEF:

NewspaperCrane ( )​

HEAD CHEESE- OH NO WAIT, THAT'S HIS HAIR:

im3nuron​

HEAD CHAV ADVOCATE:

ConroD​

HEAD PYRO:

Vorsprung​

taco pls:

Hawke​

HEAD BRONY ADVOCATE:

rsmv2you​

HEAD WOMAN ADVOCATE:

CathyKiddo​

HIPSTER TACOIST OF THE MONTH:

daredevil​

HEAD SSSSSSSSS:

Creeper​

HEAD OH THAT'S A POPTART IN HIS HAN

Downed_Foes​

HEAD SWAGMEISTER:

Beese​

HEAD NATIVE AMURICAN:

quazymoodo​

ELDERS:

mcfar45
thee_pro
tacodude​

TOTALLY GOING TO HEAVEN:​

Kerzmeister
molemanmike
Mariolink42
Oozinator
Vincent1218
Squirley_Guy​

TOTALLY GOING TO HELL:

nic1234 ( Burning eternally for being Bananaist )
Anaxo
Skunkycat​

In the name of the large Taco in the sky (May His name be praised forever),​

,
-Taco​

​

 

[rsmv2you]

ALL HAIL TACOISM!!
BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD!!!!

Spoiler: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH!!!!

 

[Nic1234]

 

[Skunkycat]

I'm hiding in Thee's suitcase.

 

[Vincent2128]

guy_Taco_that

Spoiler: Heretics

I'm hiding in Thee's suitcase.

 

[rsmv2you]

guy_Taco_that

:motheroftaco:

 

[that_taco_guy]

guy_Taco_that

You're going to heaven anyway.

 

[that_taco_guy]

I'm hiding in Thee's suitcase.

Get out of there, and join the party in heaven.

 

[Vincent2128]

Vincent1218

nic4321

FTFY

 

[Skunkycat]

Yay! -Eats a taco-

 

[that_taco_guy]

FTFY

-_-

Yay! -Eats a taco-

 

[Vincent2128]

-_-

You're going to heaven anyway.

 

[that_taco_guy]

 

[mcfar45]

I converted to this a long time ago!

 

[Kerzyte]

Did someone say Tacos?

Spoiler

 

[that_taco_guy]

I converted to this a long time ago!

Thank you, my good Elder.

 

[rsmv2you]

Did someone say Tacos?

Spoiler

LARGE ASS FUCKING IMAGE IS FUCKING LARGE!!!!

 

[Skunkycat]

Enchilladas?

 

[that_taco_guy]

Did someone say Tacos?

Spoiler

His Holiness is VERY pleased.

Enchilladas?

Those are acceptable too.

 

[Kerzyte]

LARGE ASS FUCKING IMAGE IS FUCKING LARGE!!!!

When RSMV says that, you know there's a problem. Also, I fixed it because it wasn't working properly...