Tacoism | The best religion ever.

[Mariolink42]

Tacos?

 

[oozinator]

Events of the Last Taco Supper:


that_taco_guy: This is my body which is given for you...

*snaps a hard taco shell in half*

Apostle 1: Umm... how are we supposed to put the filling in now?

that_taco_guy:

 

[rsmv2you]

Events of the Last Taco Supper:


that_taco_guy: This is my body which is given for you...

*snaps a hard taco shell in half*

Apostle 1: Umm... how are we supposed to put the filling in now?

that_taco_guy:

BUAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
OH MY GOD!! XD

 

[that_taco_guy]

Events of the Last Taco Supper:


that_taco_guy: This is my body which is given for you...

*snaps a hard taco shell in half*

Apostle 1: Umm... how are we supposed to put the filling in now?

that_taco_guy:

Laughed so hard... XD

 

[thee_pro]

Ah yes, Tacoism. Praise the large Taco in the sky (May His name be praised forever).

Where do I fit in with this holiest of religions, as I am obviously going to Taco heaven?

 

[that_taco_guy]

Ah yes, Tacoism. Praise the large Taco in the sky (May His name be praised forever).

Where do I fit in with this holiest of religions, as I am obviously going to Taco heaven?

You could help us as an Elder, fair one.

 

[thee_pro]

You could help us as an Elder, fair one.

I would be honored to have such privileges, My Great Ecuadorian Taco Leader.

 

[that_taco_guy]

I would be honored to have such privileges, My Great Ecuadorian Taco Leader.

The honor is mine, my fair thee_pro.
May the Large Taco in the sky (May He always be praised) bless you eternally.

 

[Audi]

Why aren't I Head Stripper motherfucker.

 

[that_taco_guy]

Why aren't I Head Stripper motherfucker.

Because you're a pyro.

 

[Audi]

Because you're a pyro.

I AM MASTER OF THE GIMP SUIT AND I EXHIBIT MY FLESH WITH PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE

 

[that_taco_guy]

I AM MASTER OF THE GIMP SUIT AND I EXHIBIT MY FLESH WITH PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

 

[Nic1234]

 

[Audi]

I hath developed a prayer:

OUR TACO

Our taco, who art in salsa
Mellowed be thy crisp.
Thy cheesy yum
Thy grilled meat fun
As tasty as it is in nachos.
Give us this day our daily lunch
And lettuce not into the cream
But deliver us guacamole.
Yum-yum

 

[rsmv2you]

BLASPHEMY!!!
SHUN!!!
SHUN THE NON BELIEVER!!!!
ssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnna.

 

[thee_pro]

I hath developed a prayer:

OUR TACO

Our taco, who art in salsa
Mellowed be thy crisp.
Thy cheesy yum
Thy grilled meat fun
As tasty as it is in nachos.
Give us this day our daily lunch
And lettuce not into the cream
But deliver us guacamole.
Yum-yum

This is why I fucking love you
But not as much as Liz

 

[Audi]

Maybe

This is why I fucking love you
But not as much as Liz

You too should get married.
Under Tacoism.
I shall be the celebrant.

 

[rsmv2you]

and I will be the guy that crashes the wedding driving this.

 

[Audi]

and I will be the guy that crashes the wedding driving this.

And then, we shall all have passionate sour cream sex.

 

[thee_pro]

Nah, she keeps refusing to marry me

Also, it started off as me just trying to be creepy on her first day here, but now she seems to be going along with it and we're having fun. Pretty much a running joke I guess.
She looks like she's too young fer me anyways