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Thread revival time, also praise the holy Taco!
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You can smack a person in the face with your penis and not have it break.
If you smack a person in the face with a taco, it breaks.

Dumbfounded tacoists?
Phallusism: 1
Tacoism: 0

Checkmate.
 
konflakes said:
You can smack a person in the face with your penis and not have it break.
If you smack a person in the face with a taco, it breaks.

Dumbfounded tacoists?
Phallusism: 1
Tacoism: 0

Checkmate.
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Soft shell taco, my friend. Soft shell tacos don't break easily.
 
TOO MANY RELIGIONS! Soon you will all see... The Almighty Taco (may he be forever praised) will all make you see the trueness of the light of the Taco... just you wait...
 
Mhmm, revival cause it need not be forgotten! Also, are there any special ceremonies or rituals or holidays even? Consult with Thy Almighty Taco, Taco :P
 
Pyrhos said:
Mhmm, revival cause it need not be forgotten! Also, are there any special ceremonies or rituals or holidays even? Consult with Thy Almighty Taco, Taco :P
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I ate soft tacos for the first time here in Ecuador.

They were tasty.

Clearly a sign of the Large Taco in the sky (May He always be praised) that

THE MONTH OF APRIL AND THE MONTH OF MAY ARE NOW KNOWN AS SOFT TACO PRAISE ZENITHS. EAT ACCORDINGLY.​

(or don't, I'm not your mom) ​
 
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