Tacoism | The best religion ever.

[rsmv2you]

She looks like she's too young fer me anyways

But that never stopped beese.

 

[thee_pro]

But that never stopped beese.

 

[Audi]

But that never stopped beese.

I mean, look at Beese, Gurw and I. It's such a great menage a trois.

 

[thee_pro]

Oh, I never said I would stop trying to get her to marry me
I WILL succeed eventually, even if it has to be a disco chainsaw wedding.

 

[Audi]

Oh, I never said I would stop trying to get her to marry me
I WILL succeed eventually, even if it has to be a chainsaw wedding.

Taco wedding.
TACOOOO

 

[Nic1234]

OK OK SO TACO GUY GET HIS OWN RELIGION HUH???
BEHOLD
BANANAISM
FUCK YEA

Bananaism believes that out purpose on earth is to worship the banana. You must pray to the banana every day, or the banana gods will smack you in the head. If you worship the banana, you will be sent to banana heaven, where you can frolic the fields of bananas and such. If you don't worship the banana, the banana monster will torture you and you'll live a eternal banana hell.

 

[thee_pro]

OK OK SO TACO GUY GET HIS OWN RELIGION HUH???
BEHOLD
BANANAISM
FUCK YEA

Bananaism believes that out purpose on earth is to worship the banana. You must pray to the banana every day, or the banana gods will smack you in the head. If you worship the banana, you will be sent to banana heaven, where you can frolic the fields of bananas and such. If you don't worship the banana, the banana monster will torture you and you'll live a eternal banana hell.

Go spew your religious views elsewhere. (make a separate thread)
We will always follow the ways set by the Large Taco in the sky (Praise His name)

 

[Donvittorio]

I feel excluded from the holy religion of Taco ):

 

[MagicForDummies]

Just don't ever, ever, ever, ever drink the fruit punch.

Fruit punch is bad bad bad.

 

[ConroD]

Can has random Tacoist status pl0x?

Pwease?

:3

 

[that_taco_guy]

I feel excluded from the holy religion of Taco ):

What did you say, Head Musical Praise Coordinator?

Just don't ever, ever, ever, ever drink the fruit punch.

Fruit punch is bad bad bad.

Fruit punch is bad bad bad. That's why we just drink Horchata.

Can has random Tacoist status pl0x?

Pwease?

:3

What was that, Head Chav Advocate?

 

[katphish]

For a moment there, I thought this thread said "Taoism the best religion ever".

 

[Hawke]

But tacos don't exist, it's just a figment of your imagination, only science and progress can help not some mouth-watering chicken-filling piece of tortilla (mmm). Open your eyes man!

 

[that_taco_guy]

But tacos don't exist, it's just a figment of your imagination, only science and progress can help not some mouth-watering chicken-filling piece of tortilla (mmm). Open your eyes man!

hawke pls

 

[Hawke]

hawke pls

Oh shit, it's the Inquisition!

 

[Skunkycat]

Chainsaw disco murder wedding.

 

[thee_pro]

Chainsaw disco murder wedding.

So you will marry me now?

 

[Skunkycat]

Once I tried to make S'mores in a microwave and the microwave caught on fire.

 

[thee_pro]

Don't change the subject!

 

[Skunkycat]

Then we had a fire to make s'mores with