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An excerpt from the Taco Bible,

The Taco Bible said:
In the start of the universe, there was Taco. It was the Almighty Taco that governs our lives, it is the true being and purpose to which we can rely on. The Almighty Taco saw the need for friendship and kindness so it created Man. The first man ever, by the name of Daniel, praised this Almighty Taco for all it had done, given him home, food, and the most wondrous thing, Tacos. The taco saw what it had made, and all of the universe thanked Taco for it all.
And in the name of the Taco, the Nacho, and the most divine Greatness of thy Tacos, Amen. I have just converted to Tacoism and felt the need to post an excerpt from the Taco Bible in here, hope you enjoy, and Amen to thy Great Taco in thy Sky.
 
An excerpt from the Holy Book of Taco,

And in the name of the Taco, the Nacho, and the most divine Greatness of thy Tacos, Amen. I have just converted to Tacoism and felt the need to post an excerpt from the Holy Book of Taco in here, hope you enjoy, and Amen to thy Great Taco in thy Sky.
The first man was NinjaDavid?
 
An excerpt from the Taco Bible,

And in the name of the Taco, the Nacho, and the most divine Greatness of thy Tacos, Amen. I have just converted to Tacoism and felt the need to post an excerpt from the Taco Bible in here, hope you enjoy, and Amen to thy Great Taco in thy Sky.
I'm sorry, my brother, but the Biblia del Taco reads like this:

Libro del Juan
1:1-5

1In the beginning was the Shell, and the Shell was with Taco, and the Shell was Taco.2 Shell was with Taco in the beginning. 3Through Shell are things are eaten; without Shell nothing was eaten that has been made.4 In Shell was beans, and those beans were the light of all Tacokind. 5That light shines through the darkness, and the salsa has not overcome it.


Taco be with you.
 
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