Tacoism | The best religion ever.

"Our Taco in oven,
dipped in cheese be thy name,
your platedom come,
your filling be done,
on earth as it is in oven,
Give us today our daily tamale,
Forgive us our dips,
as we also have forgiven our dippers.
And lead us not into [A large bin of churros],
and deliver us from the banana,
For if you forgive men when they [double-dip] against you, your Great Enchjehovah will also forgive you.
But if you do not forgive men their [double-dipping], your Holy Taco shall not forgive you."


Am I going to Enchjehovah's land in which we call "oven"?
Don't try and one-up me, ninjanuggetfuckheadvagina.
How is it stupid and who cares if it is real life? You also have to mess with Bananaism.
I'm sorry, but you play the "Confederate conservative fundametalist redneck Bible-thumping Republican fearmongerer" too well.
 
So I blended a taco and a banana in a blender. I made a smoothie out of that, and it tasted a bit funny. Your thoughts?
 
hmmmm i think we should combine tacoism and bananism into.....
tacananaism!!!
which serves free tacos and free rotten bananas 24/7*


*available at select wal-marts around the globe
 
no cause a taco has no flesh.... it has a crispy crunchy shell or whatever that is
i dont even eat tacos
but when i do...
i prefer squishy ones
 
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