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[rsmv2you]

We are all doomed.

So I went to find a clip of bender saying DOOOOOOOOOOMMMED and nothing else for a response to you and instead I came across this..

 

[bbgunshot]

If Doritos Tacos are involved. Then I shall serve obediently. Master.

 

[that_taco_guy]

If Doritos Tacos are involved. Then I shall serve obediently. Master.

Every taco is involved. ( Except for the banana taco. )
ESPECIALLY THIS:

HOLY SWEET TACO LORD ALMIGHTY!

WILL YOU ACCEPT THIS AS MY OFFERING?

SO GOOD

 

[Dr_LASR]

Every taco is involved. ( Except for the banana taco. )
ESPECIALLY THIS:

SO GOOD

Oh humble that_Taco_guy, does the Large Taco in the Sky (May His name be praised forever) accept my offering?

 

[thee_pro]

Oh humble that_Taco_guy, does the Large Taco in the Sky (May His name be praised forever) accept my offering?

If the large Taco in the sky (praise His name) doesn't accept it, I sure will

 

[that_taco_guy]

Oh humble that_Taco_guy, does the Large Taco in the Sky (May His name be praised forever) accept my offering?

He totally does.

 

[Dr_LASR]

He totally does.

May I be head Foe Downer?

 

[Nic1234]

Together we shall destroy the heretic! ONWARDS!!

BANANA
BANANA

 

[MagicForDummies]

 

[rsmv2you]

BANANA
BANANA

You are not funny. You are a antagonist trying to cause conflict by stealing an idea while being careless about it. Bananas aren't funny, and may taco god have mercy on your soul.

 

[rsmv2you]

What....does that have to do with ANYTHING...?

 

[DutchCheese]

What....does that have to do with ANYTHING...?

does it matter? it looks damn tasty...
dammit i'm hungry now *eats a taco*

 

[Kc006]

Um.
What.
Is.
This.
I have seen enough weird stuff for today, for example, YOU.
I guess you want me to see more eh?

 

[BoyHimas]

Wtf is this.....

 

[MagicForDummies]

Wtf is this.....

Its a thread about food and gluttony.... and fine dining.

 

[daredevil71789]

I think I have been this before it was cool. All hail the_Taco_god and his deity that_taco_guy

 

[Patchouli]

I think I have been this before it was cool. All hail the_Taco_god and his deity that_taco_guy

Wait, what?

 

[that_taco_guy]

Wait, what?

Exactly.

 

[Audi]

Children, children, sit with Cardinal Vorsprung the Sexy and read the Taco Bible.

THE GOSPEL OF DUTCHY 3:11-21
11 And then the Banasees confronted Tacus and asked him:
12 "Teacher, you preach the word of the salsa, but you discriminate against soft shells! Are you truly the Taco Messiah?"
13 Tacus turned to the Banasees and replied:
14 "In the Kingdom of Gordita, all are equal: our Lord loves us all, spice-illy."
15 The Banasees were confronted with said words, and rebuked Tacus:
16 "Is it not true that our Lord promised his Heaven to only those with hard shells?"
17 "Do you thus offend thy God?"
18 "Fools!" Tacus replied.
19 "Your lack of guacamole has misguided you! The Lord (praise him) hath delived to his only Son his fabled words:
20 "Why can't we have both."
21 And all was good.

 

[rsmv2you]

Children, children, sit with Cardinal Vorsprung the Sexy and read the Taco Bible.

THE GOSPEL OF DUTCHY 3:11-21
11 And then the Banasees confronted Tacus and asked him:
12 "Teacher, you preach the word of the salsa, but you discriminate against soft shells! Are you truly the Taco Messiah?"
13 Tacus turned to the Banasees and replied:
14 "In the Kingdom of Gordita, all are equal: our Lord loves us all, spice-illy."
15 The Banasees were confronted with said words, and rebuked Tacus:
16 "Is it not true that our Lord promised his Heaven to only those with hard shells?"
17 "Do you thus offend thy God?"
18 "Fools!" Tacus replied.
19 "Your lack of guacamole has misguided you! The Lord (praise him) hath delived to his only Son his fabled words:
20 "Why can't we have both."
21 And all was good.

YOU ARE A CHAMPION MY FRIEND!