Texas to secede from the US? More to follow? Wait... What?

[NewspaperCrane]

*clicks link*
*reads*
"Peacefully grant the State of California to withdraw from the United States of America and create its own NEW government...."
"Allow for the peaceful withdrawal of Ohio...."
"Allow New York to Secede....."
"....State of Delaware to withdraw...."
"....State of Nevada to withdraw....."
"....State of Pennsylvania....."
"....Arizona....."
".....Oklahoma...."
"Regulate Internet Pornography"
"....grant the State of Arkansas to withdraw....."
".....State of S.C......"
"....Georgia....."
"....Missouri...."
"....Tennessee...."
"....Michigan...."
"....Colorado...."
"....Oregon...."
"....New Jersey...."
"....North Dakota...."
"....Montana...."
"....Indiana...."
"....Mississippi...."
"....Kentucky...."
"....Florida...."
"....North Carolina...."
"....Alabama...."
"....Texas...."
"....Louisiana...."



27 states where people have put in petitions to secede. Interesting.
*calls best mate*
"Oy, Aaron, you seen this man? Check it, people from 27 states submitted petitions to secede from the Union."
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"Yeah. Bump the plan up a few years. This might happen before Obama's done."
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"Yeah, some stupid fuck wants porn regulated. It already is, crazy motherfucker. Don't anyone do their research no more, eh?"
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"Cool. See ya at the club tonight buddy."

This is exactly what I'v ebeen saying the whole time people have been talking about these petitions.

 

[Squirley_Guy]

*crystal meth* not weed and I don't think even the addicts would want that...

Nope, said "crystal fucking weed"

 

[Pasaria]

Legally recognize Westboro Baptist Church as a hate group

Hear, hear.

Also, 103,000 signatures and counting on Texas seceding. I'm curious about the response from the Obama administration...probably something along the lines of their response here.

 

[StTheo]

Blue state's reaction (joke originally from The Daily Show) to secession of red states: