The fastest dying thread

[moondoggy23]

Interestingly enough, this thread was started on 01/01/11, and the first 11 posts occured within 1 day of it's creation.

And because he just mentioned how he was a builder, I just randomly realized that moondoggy and I both joined this website on the same day.

Know who else joined that day? ThaProfessor. We are in a very special class.

 

[TheXraptor]

I think the only person who MIGHT be able to kill this thread would be Wooty.

I dare him to try to kill it.

Woot loves this thread too much to kill it.

 

[Blackice15]

I see people are still failing at following instructions around here

 

[_Joostb]

I see people are still failing at following instructions around here

nice to see, right?

 

[Marioman543216]

lolthreadrevival

 

[Reverend_80]

 

[thee_pro]

 

[Darth_Purrface]

.......................

What? I'm doing the community a favor by keeping this thread alive....

 

[theanarchist]

Mineturtle !

 

[chovynz]

nay, neigh! i say. Okay? Gooday.

 

[TheGurw]

Hullo old friend.

 

[chovynz]

*Grabs Guruw's Gaffaughing grossly grassy grabbers greatly gratefully.

 

[NewspaperCrane]

This thread never dies.

 

[KeebyFTW]

Well it's clear that none of you (including myself) read the thread title.

 

[NewspaperCrane]

Well it's clear that none of you (including myself) read the thread title.

Well it's a lie.

 

[brantbren]

SUDDENLY SNOW MISER UP IN THIS MOTHERF***ER!

 

[chovynz]

Well it's a lie.

No, this thread is a cake.

 

[TheGurw]

No, this thread is rounded, therefore it is pi.

 

[NewspaperCrane]

No, this thread is rounded, therefore it is pi.

Pi is delicious.

 

[TheGurw]

Pi is delicious.

The problem is that pi r ^2, and since in actuality, cake are squared and are lies we can draw the following conclusions:

Thread is round ∴ thread is pie ∴ thread r ^2 ∴ thread is cake ∴ thread is a lie ∴ thread does not actually exist ∴ thread cannot die, for it never was alive ∴ we are all figments of Wooty's imagination, posting in his Inception-styled dream world.

Because of this, we can further draw one final conclusion:

I have just posted, preventing this thread from dying for another moment of time.