Unlimited Pokemon Swagger

[Audi]

I actually liked Rayquaza. Although, personal favorite is still Groudon.

Dude, Rayquaza is like the God of all Pokemon.
I had posters of that motherfucker all over my wall when I was 10.
Shit was amazing.

 

[TheGurw]

Dude, Rayquaza is like the God of all Pokemon.
I had posters of that motherfucker all over my wall when I was 10.
Shit was amazing.

Nah, that would be Arceus, if you go past Gen III; Mew if you don't. Of all the legendary Pokemon to this point, I think Groudon looks the most badass. I mean, look at this motherfucker. He eats rocks and shits out LAVA! He's so fucking hot he has a HEAT SINK on both his head AND HIS ASS! He slept in a goddamned VOLCANO for thousands of years (as opposed to scampering about with birds, like Rayquaza)! What's more? HE HAS INFINITE SWAG.

 

[Audi]

Nah, that would be Arceus, if you go past Gen III; Mew if you don't. Of all the legendary Pokemon to this point, I think Groudon looks the most badass. I mean, look at this motherfucker. He eats rocks and shits out LAVA! He's so fucking hot he has a HEAT SINK on both his head AND HIS ASS! He slept in a goddamned VOLCANO for thousands of years (as opposed to scampering about with birds, like Rayquaza)! What's more? HE HAS INFINITE SWAG.

Technically, Arceus is the God of all Pokemon. Or Mew.

But Rayquaza is just amazing.
Like, that fucka just rocks up and stops Groudon from flipping shit just by lookin' at him.
He lives in a goddamn castle in the middle of the sea.
He eats children for breakfast.
He flys around in the ozone layer to stop global warming.
He's also hot.

Ohh yeehhh

 

[Patchouli]

Technically, Arceus is the God of all Pokemon. Or Mew.

But Rayquaza is just amazing.
Like, that fucka just rocks up and stops Groudon from flipping shit just by lookin' at him.
He lives in a goddamn castle in the middle of the sea.
He eats children for breakfast.
He flys around in the ozone layer to stop global warming.
He's also hot.

Ohh yeehhh

...that's a he?

 

[Audi]

...that's a he?

Technically, Rayquaza is an 'it'.

 

[TheGurw]

...that's a he?

What? Never met a trans before?

Technically, Arceus is the God of all Pokemon. Or Mew.

But Rayquaza is just amazing.
Like, that fucka just rocks up and stops Groudon from flipping shit just by lookin' at him.
He lives in a goddamn castle in the middle of the sea.
He eats children for breakfast.
He flys around in the ozone layer to stop global warming.
He's also hot.

Ohh yeehhh

I think Groudon out-hots your Rayquaza.

 

[Audi]

What? Never met a trans before?

I think Groudon out-hots your Rayquaza.

Let's do this boy.

This also came up in the search results

 

[TheGurw]

This also came up in the search results

Wut.

Rayquaza = Flanders' ass?

Also, your arguments are invalid, because Rayquaza has had a crush on Groudon forever, and Groudon only recently even 'noticed' Rayquaza.

 

[Audi]

Wut.

Rayquaza = Flanders' ass?

Also, your arguments are invalid, because Rayquaza has had a crush on Groudon forever, and Groudon only recently even 'noticed' Rayquaza.

Lolwutnoteven?

 

[TheGurw]

Lolwutnoteven?

Totallylulfeelsgoodman

shovethatforkedtonguedownmythroatwhileyourtailslowlywrigglesitswaytowardmyanus

*coughs*

ahem. moving on.

 

[Audi]

Totallylulfeelsgoodman

shovethatforkedtonguedownmythroatwhileyourtailslowlywrigglesitswaytowardmyanus

*coughs*

ahem. moving on.

Let's leave the PokePorn for when you come over.

 

[TheGurw]

Let's leave the PokePorn for when you come over.

Deal. *puts away mustard and motor oil*

 

[Patchouli]

Deal. *puts away mustard and motor oil*

What even?

 

[TheGurw]

What even?

 

[Audi]

 

[Creeper]

(awkward enters thread)

Oh.. uh. Okay.

Wait, what.

 

[Mariolink42]

Wut.

Rayquaza = Flanders' ass?

Also, your arguments are invalid, because Rayquaza has had a crush on Groudon forever, and Groudon only recently even 'noticed' Rayquaza.

Let's do this boy.

This also came up in the search results

DO NOT WANT

 

[rsmv2you]

Wut.

Rayquaza = Flanders' ass?

Also, your arguments are invalid, because Rayquaza has had a crush on Groudon forever, and Groudon only recently even 'noticed' Rayquaza.

Let's do this boy.

This also came up in the search results

What? Never met a trans before?

I think Groudon out-hots your Rayquaza.

Technically, Arceus is the God of all Pokemon. Or Mew.

But Rayquaza is just amazing.
Like, that fucka just rocks up and stops Groudon from flipping shit just by lookin' at him.
He lives in a goddamn castle in the middle of the sea.
He eats children for breakfast.
He flys around in the ozone layer to stop global warming.
He's also hot.

Ohh yeehhh

WHAT IS THIS EVEN?!?!?!?!?

 

[TheGurw]

(awkward enters thread)

Oh.. uh. Okay.

Wait, what.

Three-way between a Creeper, a Pyro, and a block of Obsidian. Kinky.

 

[rsmv2you]

....
I dont even know what this thread is anymore.