Why hello there...

[FaerieInCombatBoots]

Your innocence is forfeit once you post here, sugar.

I think I forfeit my innocence the first time I googled with safesearch off.

 

[thee_pro]

Your innocence is forfeit once you post here, sugar.

So much this

 

[Audi]

I think I forfeit my innocence the first time I googled with safesearch off.

You forfeit you innocence with this
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[FaerieInCombatBoots]

I also lost my innocence to Encyclopedia Dramatica.
Sooo. There. There's nothing here that will shock me.

 

[TheGurw]

I also lost my innocence to Encyclopedia Dramatica.
Sooo. There. There's nothing here that will shock me.

 

[FaerieInCombatBoots]

Nothing like whatever that was, but I admit some stuff will. As long as people don't post pictures of dead cats or anything like that, I'm cool.

 

[TheGurw]

 

[FaerieInCombatBoots]

Ha.
But really, no one here would post actual gore and stuff like that? I know pornographic images or verboten, but are extremely violent and disturbing images frowned upon too?

 

[TheGurw]

Ha.
But really, no one here would post actual gore and stuff like that? I know pornographic images or verboten, but are extremely violent and disturbing images frowned upon too?

Usually. This is generally ok though:

so long as it's not ACTUAL gore.

 

[FaerieInCombatBoots]

That won't bother me either. Photoshop and stuff like that won't but the real stuff you tend to find in the deep dark depths of the internets will.

 

[TheGurw]

That won't bother me either. Photoshop and stuff like that won't but the real stuff you tend to find in the deep dark depths of the internets will.

That bothers any human.

 

[Melexiious]

You're defiantly going to fit in here quiiiite nicely.

Nice to meet you,

Welcome. The realm of derailment and phalluses awaits your participation.

I'm also master of the former in this statement, I often derail threads by accident.
Also because I spent my first 2 serious years on the internet around the Bungie.net Off-Topic Forum.

Anyway, enough about me. More about you.

 

[IncognitoLens]

Welcome to t9k. I hope you enjoy your stay here, because you WILL be here a very long time. Talk to casham, he can fit you with some shackles.

 

[FaerieInCombatBoots]

Thank you for the welcome. Pix was right (she's always right), I would be welcomed here.

And can I have glittery shackles? Is this an option? Does casham do custom restraints for new members?

 

[IncognitoLens]

Thank you for the welcome. Pix was right (she's always right), I would be welcomed here.

And can I have glittery shackles? Is this an option? Does casham do custom restraints for new members?

There are special tickets you can find in casham's armpits that you can redeem for customizations.

 

[FaerieInCombatBoots]

There are special tickets you can find in casham's armpits that you can redeem for customizations.

Will I have to go on a magical journey accompanied by crusty dwarf, a big gentle monster and a little fox guy that rides a dog?
Will David Bowie be involved?

 

[Alyyiah]

Ohaithar and welcome to Team9000. Ya might wanna lose any shreds of yer sanity and inoccence ya have left, because within seconds of first logging in you will lose it. trust meh.

 

[FaerieInCombatBoots]

Oh I never had Sanity to begin with. Innocence. Lost that a long time ago.

 

[Alyyiah]

lost the last of mine the first time Vorsprung commented on me. This is a close community. you are Welcrem hurr

 

[IncognitoLens]

Will I have to go on a magical journey accompanied by crusty dwarf, a big gentle monster and a little fox guy that rides a dog?
Will David Bowie be involved?

David Bowie may be involved if he isn't busy strangling ninjas with laffy taffy.